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#475221 - 02/10/10 08:20 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475222 - 02/10/10 08:24 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475223 - 02/10/10 08:27 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Look into the guy's eyes. Then think about how you're looking at a pic of everything this man has in the entire world, all at once.




I understand that. I'd rather see the look in the photographers eyes as he framed and snapped the picture. It's a powerful image to be sure, but I'll bet you I could kill that guy graveyard dead with one serving of glass.

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#475224 - 02/10/10 08:27 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475225 - 02/10/10 09:09 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Doesn't eat:







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Doesn't hurt me:








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#475226 - 02/10/10 10:38 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Do you eat the glass, or do you dip your margarita glass into crushed glass before sipping on it? Or does the glass pipe burn your lips?



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#475227 - 02/10/10 10:42 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475228 - 02/10/10 10:42 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Do you eat the glass, or do you dip you margarita glass into crushed glass before sipping on it? Or does the glass pipe burn your lips?



I dip you, margarita.
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#475229 - 02/10/10 10:46 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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She smokes the glass. I prefer to snort it because the burn is half the fun.



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#475230 - 02/10/10 10:49 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475231 - 02/10/10 10:58 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475232 - 02/10/10 11:02 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475233 - 02/10/10 11:04 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475234 - 02/10/10 11:10 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475235 - 02/10/10 11:15 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475236 - 02/10/10 11:21 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475237 - 02/10/10 11:23 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475238 - 02/10/10 11:24 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475239 - 02/10/10 11:25 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475240 - 02/10/10 11:29 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475241 - 02/10/10 11:34 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475242 - 02/10/10 11:34 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475243 - 02/10/10 11:35 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475244 - 02/10/10 11:35 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475245 - 02/10/10 11:43 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475246 - 02/10/10 11:46 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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I dip you, margarita.




If your posts were made of urine, they would smell like asparagus. My cat would turn her nose up at them and refuse to partake.
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#475247 - 02/10/10 11:52 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475248 - 02/10/10 11:56 PM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475249 - 02/11/10 12:01 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475250 - 02/11/10 12:07 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475251 - 02/11/10 12:11 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Rawr!! Shaq!



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#475252 - 02/11/10 12:16 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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/thread?
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#475253 - 02/11/10 12:59 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Ah, Sir Ed and Tenzing. I was thinking about them! Now both dearly departed*

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#475254 - 02/11/10 01:09 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475255 - 02/11/10 01:12 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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No offense, but I brought this thread to a pretty good resolution and you pooped all over it.
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#475256 - 02/11/10 01:13 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475257 - 02/11/10 01:18 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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No offense, but I brought this thread to a pretty good resolution and you pooped all over it.



No way. This is the best thread here. Ya run outta inspiration?

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#475258 - 02/11/10 01:22 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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For Steezo, the sourdough*


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#475259 - 02/11/10 01:24 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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For Steezo, the sourdough*




This feels like gravy that ran over the edge of the plate.
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#475260 - 02/11/10 04:41 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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I had to close my laptop last night. Otherwise this thread would have cost me another nights sleep. I will link it to my facebook. It will go viral. I love how every idea I had but did not post was added by someone else and how like minded this thread shows us to be.

@steezo, I feel like I have met you in person


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#475261 - 02/11/10 07:52 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475262 - 02/11/10 10:07 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475263 - 02/11/10 10:16 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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A fucking demotivational? Seriously, did you look at this thread before you posted that? It was a collective work of art.
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#475264 - 02/11/10 10:19 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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Heh I heard you the first time !

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#475265 - 02/11/10 11:21 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475266 - 02/11/10 11:23 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475267 - 02/11/10 11:25 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475268 - 02/11/10 11:26 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475269 - 02/11/10 11:27 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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#475270 - 02/11/10 11:28 AM Re: I can eat glass, it doesn't hurt me
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