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What doesn't suck about the majority of porn scenes these days? It's the same tired old shit over and over again. Some of my pet peeves:

(1) Constantly switching positions. Stay still, dammit!
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(7) Gaping. Oh look, I have a dilated anus. Aren't I talented?

That's just a partial list. But hey, this is what the market wants, right?




+1 The fact that a female, an attractive intelligent female, made this post underscores its accuracy (and makes it kinda hott.)

Here's what I think would make a totally strokeable scene: Having a chick watching some straight-but-hott-and-filthy porn scene, masturbating and then acting out exactly what she just witnessed with some random meat puppet. Chicks watching porn is my new fetish...it is a subtle-yet intense fantasy that stimulates the brain in a way not previously shot out or hackneyed.
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