Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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@Fat Thomas Quote:
1. Loud/noisy/verbose stunt cocks. 2. Overly fake, loud alleged enjoyment by the girl. 3. Far too many tats/bolt-ons. 4. HiDef close-ups of girls who just look awful in that resolution. 5. Fake cocks & cum.
That's a good start ...
I'd say that's not bad so far. 1. James Deen usually smacks asses red while talking shit in whores' ears, Erik Everhard sometimes fakes it like some bitches and Nick Manning blathered on about dropping fucking loads too often. Retirement will wait for them next to Randy West for sure. 2. Jessica Bangkok is such a prime example it ain't even funny, Kagney Linn Karter's really annoying and Stoya should try to fake it better for once. What a wasteland. 3. Ink can look good in some cases, but wherever most porn whores get their color fix, it's obviously not always so professional. Better leave that shit out if it's not done right. The saline therapy, it's all known about it here. Too much too bad jobs without enough criticism around them. Rarely it can look good and proportionate. And the unmodified tits in all their glory aren't seen that much either. Lela Star is another story though. 4. HD is fine, but yeah, it can be ugly here and there or everywhere. Cameron Diaz looks spooky in HD, too. Generally, it's more honest than pixellated SD video. 5. Probably the lesbo equipment. I wouldn't know about that stuff right now.
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