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#474908 - 02/08/10 03:02 PM Intro~
Carrie Offline
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Registered: 02/07/10
Posts: 1
Hello everyone~
I am interested in getting into some fetish Mag's and some movies..
if anyone knows of any connections please let me know~
My ex-father inlaw had opened over 150 burlesque theatre's nation wide back in the late 60's and early 70's.
I was a feature burlesque entertainer in the 80's but now I am a fetish entertainer ..to look me up just go to www.nursecarrie.com

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#474910 - 02/08/10 03:06 PM Re: Intro~
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
The front page of your website claims that you were 42 years old.

I didn't think the world wide web existed back in in the 1970's.

Which hospital are you affiliated with Nurse Carrie?

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#474911 - 02/08/10 03:09 PM Re: Intro~
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
That's all I'm gonna say after checking out the pics on her website. I'm not even gonna post the clever Stephen King reference i came up with.
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#474912 - 02/08/10 03:15 PM Re: Intro~
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Oh my God, its a chubbier version of Diana Foxx.



You do know we know what you look like, right?

Here's another woman being run off of here ..... again.



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#474913 - 02/08/10 03:23 PM Re: Intro~
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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She should PM Christian. He would SO hit that.
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#474915 - 02/08/10 03:24 PM Re: Intro~
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Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
Welcome, Carrie!



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#474916 - 02/08/10 03:24 PM Re: Intro~
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Well, she could laugh it off and admit that she is being dishonest on her website and display some meaningful sense of humor and intelligence and gain some respect, or she could stop being disingenuous on her website and avoid the blast of shit in the first place.
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#474917 - 02/08/10 03:33 PM Re: Intro~
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Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Here's another woman being run off of here ..... again.




Look at those pictures. Do you believe she is a 40 year old nurse?

But what some women never learn is that they'd get a much better reception if they are just genuine and honest rather than dishonest and phony with the hope that since they have a vagina they should be protected from criticism on a porn board no matter what they claim.

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#474918 - 02/08/10 03:35 PM Re: Intro~
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
Quote:

Quote:


Here's another woman being run off of here ..... again.




Look at those pictures. Do you believe she is a 40 year old nurse?

But what some women never learn is that they'd get a much better reception if they are just genuine and honest rather than dishonest and phony with the hope that since they have a vagina they should be protected from criticism on a porn board no matter what they claim.





Lindsay Lohan looks older than her mother!

Maybe she's had a hard live, past drug use, mixed in with medical problems.



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#474919 - 02/08/10 03:39 PM Re: Intro~
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi

Are you saying you really believe she is 40 years old, or are you just making excuses like Northrop claiming Sara Palin just had a few squiggly S marks on her hand?

Be honest.

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#474920 - 02/08/10 03:41 PM Re: Intro~
Darrah Ford's ghost Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
The second.


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#474921 - 02/08/10 03:45 PM Re: Intro~
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Panzer is going to love you.
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#474922 - 02/08/10 03:50 PM Re: Intro~
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
Quote:

The second.





Fuck! You did something a lot of guys on here are incapable of doing.

I am impressed.

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#474923 - 02/08/10 04:30 PM Re: Intro~
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
5'5" and 135 lbs is NOT a slim to medium build. That is a medium (and that's me being generous here) to large build.



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#474924 - 02/08/10 04:37 PM Re: Intro~
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Holy hell, lady, you are ripe for Alex Panzer.



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#474925 - 02/08/10 04:39 PM Re: Intro~
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Well, she could laugh it off and admit that she is being dishonest on her website and display some meaningful sense of humor and intelligence and gain some respect, or she could stop being disingenuous on her website and avoid the blast of shit in the first place.



I believe that is her specialty.
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#474926 - 02/08/10 06:19 PM Re: Intro~
Max Rhino Offline
Straight For Pay

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 924
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
with a hammer. Then I'd probably drive over it a few times to make sure it was dead.
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#474927 - 02/08/10 08:29 PM Re: Intro~
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I thank God for my good health. I'm not presently in need of a nurse.

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#474928 - 02/08/10 09:10 PM Re: Intro~
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Holy hell, lady, you are ripe for Alex Panzer.





For all we know, this could be Panzer's mom.
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#474929 - 02/09/10 08:06 AM Re: Intro~
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Quote:

Holy hell, lady, you are ripe for Alex Panzer.




Wasn't she (nurse) is the one who gives enemas? Because I think that her FAQ section is deceptive. I wouldnt mind giving her Cinnamon Spice & Chamomile enema.

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#474930 - 02/09/10 08:15 AM Re: Intro~
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U

I am certain that you would not mind at all.


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#474931 - 02/09/10 08:17 AM Re: Intro~
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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I am certain that you would not mind at all.


I wouldnt mind

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#474932 - 02/09/10 01:36 PM Re: Intro~
Donny Long Has Herpes Offline
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Registered: 02/07/10
Posts: 19
eeeeeeewwwwwww

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