I received a "fan" letter today and this is what it said...

Hey Producer,

I’m a hard core video fan and want to see more creative and erotic female submissive hard core sex. Here are my areas of emphasis:

- over 21 age, 2 to 3 long scenes

- not “violent” but more cerebral getting into the model’s head (residence, family and friends, fetishes, most embarrassing moments, most extreme sex). All of her answers throughout scenes are instructed to be “Yes Sirs.”

- tall, shapely with large mouth and teeth, not hard looking, ideally professional or intelligent background.

- the mouth is the most erotic and “under exposed” point of emphasis in porn. The mouth stretches much larger than a woman’s other holes, contains more erotic parts and is surrounded by the face and eyes which can show her reactions close up.

- scenario: BTS – model in business suit, asked personal questions, then stands (without jacket) and does bouncing sets to emphasize boobs and taking orders. Then stetches or has her wide open mouth stretched wider with fingers or constraint device while on knees (still fully clothed). These excercises are displayed for periods of minutes not seconds. Model then sits down and spreads legs wide (conversation continues during all exercies a la Khan Tusion). Men actors (5 or more) are off set shown scarfing down bean buffet — (bean salad, garbanzo beans, burritos, beer, etc.). Set includes numerous people watching including audience on platform (so faces not shown). All are allowed to take pictures during BTS and encouraged to laugh at model. Perhaps people in audience from model’s town or school, etc.

- main scene: model does striptease, more bouncing, stretching (including mouth) while answering derogatory and embarrassing questions. Once naked, model on knees, close eyes and stretches wide open mouth as wide as possible and holds stretch. Enter multiple men (5 to 25) and professional fartmen (a la Howard Stern show). When she opens her eyes she says “please spit and fart in my mouth, Sirs” while men hold mouth stretched open barrage of cock sucking, spitting, and farting initiated. Model then walks around the stage area while audience mocks her covered in spit and smelling like shit gargling spit in her mouth while camera men and others continue to spit on her; laughing and mocking continue, she then bounces up and down on the bed for a good period of time before lying down for more of the above plus streching all three holes open, while being fucked in all holes creating farting sounds from air mixed with wide stretches. Finally, all cum in he mouth which she gargles and swallows. Spitting and farting continue whle post scene questions asked, then she does final walk around stage to applause and mock laughter.

Make my day!

heavy viewer

(I am scouring agency sites looking for professional fartmen but have had no luck. Hopefully, there are some reading this board.)

I fart like a longshoreman and I regularly eat sauerkraut.

Fly me out to L.A. and I'll fill your studio with the smell of partially digested fermented cabbage.

Will the Farter from the Stern show only does Mast. videos for gays, because he is engaged/married. You could maybe contact Ba Ba Booey to get the names of others that have competed with Will on the show. Might get some free promotion out of it too.

I prefer private jet but I'll settle for Buisness if I have to.

OK. Got it. Now, just remember to be at the auditions at the Kodak Theater on Friday afternoon, ok? I'm working things out with the American Idol people so I can have a 3 hour block of time. Don't get the auditions mixed up! Sure, it worked out for David Cook but that was a fluke. He is gifted with many talents.

Get Mike. He was Farthammer on that Bangbros site...


He is also a brilliant actor.