Speaking of reformed porn whores and Mrs. Lubben - a week ago, I was perusing the local CL listing under "Adult Jobs" and looking for some fun. There was an ad for a girl who needed to make money fast and who had never done this sort of thing before. So being the concerned person that I am, I called her and asked what the deal was. She told me that her car was busted and she needed to make $400 by the next day in order to get it fixed. Suppressing my laughter at the $400 price tag, I told her I could help and I would come to see her that very night even though it was an hour drive from my location. I asked her to send me a picture of herself, to which she agreed.
So I waited for the picture to show up and soon it arrived. I opened it, eager with anticipation, and who do you think I saw? Why it was that little Texas reformed fuck toy Jersey Jaxin! My immediate thought was that the chick was scamming me, not thinking I'd recognize the picture, and by the time I got to her, I'd be too horny to care that she wasn't really JJ. I called her and asked "are you aware that the picture you sent is really a porn actress called Jersey Jaxin?" She hesitated and then spilled the beans that she really was Miss Jaxin (if you're nasty). I was floored but I managed to ask "what about you and Shelley Lubben"? Again, she hesitated and then replied "I haven't spoken to her in a long time". We chatted for a while about what she was doing in Florida and some stuff and she was really nice. Much more intelligent than I ever thought she'd be. I told her how much I enjoyed that one scene where she was being ravaged by two guys and while taking turning abusing her with their cocks, made her call her boyfriend and tell him she was having "cocktails" and that she loved him. See, this is the kind of thing I really like to see in porn and sadly, no one seems to have enough imagination to come up with. I think it was in one of those Teen Idol movies?
Well, then I broke it to her that I wasn't really interested in hooking up, something about a hotdog down a hallway, and we hung up. But this should bring hope to everyone that you can find quality women on CL, especially if you have $400 to spend. I never saw her run another ad - maybe being outed scared her off.
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