I would consider it an abject failure and low point of my life if I ever write anything that Pipedream "finds interesting." Rather, it is my measuring stick for how well I'm doing by how many times Pipedream tries unsuccessfully to tear himself away from following my every word under the disguise of telling me over and over (while trying to convince himself as well) that he isn't at all interested in what I'm writing within moments of my latest post.