You know what? I am not, on principle, opposed to doing that. However, reality and common sense make it unlikely to happen.
Kinkiness, the ex wins hands down.
Blowjob, current girlfriend wins by a head.
Personality, goes to current girlfriend.
Face, body, and sense of humor goes to ex.
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.