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#474551 - 02/05/10 11:59 AM
The Anal Deal
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
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A few weeks ago I saw a hot chick with a slightly forced cold attitude on the street. About three seconds later I asked myself whether her "don't look at me, I'm pretty all by myself" thing would be any different with a dick in her ass.
So, what's the deal with the anal fixation anyway? Is it because it's tighter for the guy, possibly painful for the chick or is it just because usually, when not in porn mode, shit comes out of there?
Anal's okay to watch when there's a hot pussy in the scene also, nothing wrong with it at all, just the yada around it is strange from time to time.
Someone told me that anal sex is gay and the person wouldn't reconsider, even when asked if it'd be a difference that the owner of the ass has a pussy as well. It's gay and it'd be more honest to just fuck guys directly. Or so the story went.
What do you think?
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#474553 - 02/05/10 02:12 PM
Re: The Anal Deal
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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10) Chicks give up the pussy so easily nowadays, that anal is something to work for.
9) Its "taboo" and/or "naughty".
8) Yeah, if a chick has a loose pussy, its tighter.
7) It feels different, both the sphincter around your cock, and the buttcheeks up against you. Kinda like how titty fucking would be if the girl had a hole in her chest.
6) You can nut right in there w/o worrying about knocking the bitch up.
5) I stare at ass all the time, of course I'm gonna wanna fuck it.
4) Any part I lick, I'm going to want to fuck.
3) If you are filling a broad's face full of coke, she shouldn't enjoy the ensuing sex. This is one of the few times its ok to be rough/not care if the chick is hurting during the anal.
2) Its a pre-requisite for ATM.
and the #1 reason for the Anal Deal:
So chicks with eating disorders can remember what its like to take a shit.
Paul Schaffer and the Late Show Band...........
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#474555 - 02/05/10 02:59 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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Point to you. I completely forgot about those "virgin" kooks.
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#474558 - 02/05/10 10:01 PM
Re: The Anal Deal
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/17/09
Posts: 219
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Personally, I think anal is disgusting. I won't think any less of any guy who likes butt-fucking girls but I have never done it, nor have I wanted to. I've done all sorts of perverted things but the idea of sticking my dick in where shit comes out is just a turn-off for me. I guess you have to draw the line somewhere.
Back in college, I hooked up with this chick that was half Portuguese/half Indian. She was tall, beautiful skin tone, long dark hair, really nice body. Anyway, we were fucking one night and she said to me, "Do you want to fuck my ass?". I told her no and she replied, "It's not a trick question, I want you to". I again told her no I don't want to and that I wasn't into it; I will never forget the look on her face when I told her that. It was a look of total dumbfounded surprise and confusion, I was obviously the first person to ever say that to her. Luckily my unwillingness to cornhole her didn't kill the mood and the night proceeded.
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#474559 - 02/06/10 07:11 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/09/06
Posts: 12
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guys have a mouth
does that make getting a blow job from a woman gay?
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#474562 - 02/19/10 03:57 PM
Re: The Anal Deal
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Sodomy is technically any sex that isn't intended for reproduction.
And the bible is pretty clear on that.
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#474564 - 02/19/10 05:21 PM
Re: The Anal Deal
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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3) If you are filling a broad's face full of coke, she shouldn't enjoy the ensuing sex. This is one of the few times its ok to be rough/not care if the chick is hurting during the anal.
2) Its a pre-requisite for ATM.
These are both is so true. I love it when they come back again for more coke after a night where I've clearly overstepped the bounds of decent human behavior.
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#474565 - 02/19/10 06:05 PM
Re: The Anal Deal
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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Quote:
Sodomy is technically any sex that isn't intended for reproduction.
And the bible is pretty clear on that.
Fuck .... guess I'm in trouble then ! lol !
Hey Conquistador, how are you ?
I guess it's no secret I like anal. From a girls perspective .... it doesn't hurt if it's done right or by a guy that knows what he's doing. Some girls say it's the best orgasm they've ever had. As for myself, it's a different kind of orgasm. Like someone said previously, it's naughty and nasty .... makes me cum huge ! 
That being said .... some guy ramming it in your ass with no lube and at the wrong angle can really suck !
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#474566 - 02/19/10 08:52 PM
Re: The Anal Deal
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/19/06
Posts: 42
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That being said .... some guy ramming it in your ass with no lube and at the wrong angle can really suck !
I've just been granted supervised visitation rights for my children - this is the first bit of wisdom I am going to impart on my daughter who I've been told has just turned 9.
Thank you Tia Ling, and God Bress you
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#474569 - 02/20/10 12:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I thought this thread was about a porn parody of FDR.
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#474570 - 02/20/10 01:50 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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sodomy is alright by me
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