10) Chicks give up the pussy so easily nowadays, that anal is something to work for.

9) Its "taboo" and/or "naughty".

8) Yeah, if a chick has a loose pussy, its tighter.

7) It feels different, both the sphincter around your cock, and the buttcheeks up against you. Kinda like how titty fucking would be if the girl had a hole in her chest.

6) You can nut right in there w/o worrying about knocking the bitch up.

5) I stare at ass all the time, of course I'm gonna wanna fuck it.

4) Any part I lick, I'm going to want to fuck.

3) If you are filling a broad's face full of coke, she shouldn't enjoy the ensuing sex. This is one of the few times its ok to be rough/not care if the chick is hurting during the anal.

2) Its a pre-requisite for ATM.

and the #1 reason for the Anal Deal:

So chicks with eating disorders can remember what its like to take a shit.

Paul Schaffer and the Late Show Band...........