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#474505 - 02/05/10 05:14 AM
Smelly Monkey Inappropriate Question Threat
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Porn Jesus
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Where’s the best place for a guy to hit you?
What’s the funniest pick-up line that ever used you?
Where can I find the best tacos in L.A.?
Do you like the Buzzcocks?
Your favorite memory from pre-school ?
What do you love most about you and me?
Have you ever been in a situation when two men competed for your attention at the same time? Who won, Mark_J or LouCypher? *JK* Why?
What are your biggest turn-ons?
What are your biggest turn-offs?
OMG. Your significant other is cheetooing, what do you do?
Trick question: Kidding. B0y or girl Happy Meal toy?
Any juicy scoop on your latest flick, "oohhhHellnaw. Dis aint Bebe's XxX-pt"?
what was it like w0rking with XPT's very own nubian princess, Sammura Shane?
H9w do you prevent cross-contamination on set?
Retail therapy time, what stores do you absolutely HAVE TO go2?
That's all for now. Kthx. <3 <3 <3
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#474507 - 02/05/10 01:44 PM
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Have you ever been in a situation when two men competed for your attention at the same time? Who won, Mark_J or LouCypher? *JK* Why?
I've seen where Lou runs around doing that, calling him boss and shit. What does Mark J do that's like that?
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#474509 - 02/05/10 03:58 PM
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Hands down, I'd choose Mark. I get the impression that guy is kind of stuck on himself and a little over-confident. But, I've actually made a point of remembering a couple of the jokes he's used on here so I could use them later, and have. So, there would at least be that that I would get out of the relationship.
Lou, not so much. Lots of people here think he's hilarious. I've never gotten it. It's like this to me. There's a party. Everyone's mingling around, giggling about this and that, having a good time. Then, there's this one guy, Lou, who's drank wayyy too much, way too early. So, with both fists and a bottle of vodka raised above his head, he's stumbling up to people and slobbering aggressively, " I fucking rule!! I fucking rule!" Some people laugh, at first. Then, as people become bewildered and start to leave, Lou's there shouting, " I schooled them!! I schooled them!" 
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#474510 - 02/05/10 05:03 PM
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Where’s the best place for a guy to hit you?You could be asking two different things here, so i'll address both, wheres the best place to get guys to hit on you in terms of volume, obviously clubs or bars, but wheres the place to get the best guys to hit on you in my own personal experience is a park or library, I like the quiet reserved types. What’s the funniest pick-up line that ever used you?hmmm nothing memorable, im very forward  Where can I find the best tacos in L.A.?I couodnt tell you, im not a big fan of the ethnics or their food Do you like the Buzzcocks?If you mean the band then I couldnt tell you, and yes I googled buzzcocks Your favorite memory from pre-school ?getting to F in the alphabet on my first day, the irony of that isn't lost on me looking back as I advanced through school. What do you love most about you and me?me: my honesty and blue eyes you: your honesty and blue eyes Have you ever been in a situation when two men competed for your attention at the same time? Who won, Mark_J or LouCypher? *JK* Why?Ive been in a situation where many more men have strived to catch my eye, its flattering BUT the winner is my husband, all the time, everytime. What are your biggest turn-ons?communication, honesty and loyalty  What are your biggest turn-offs?dishonesty and fake tans OMG. Your significant other is cheetooing, what do you do?hmmm good question, ive never had it confirmed so i couldnt really answer this question honestly, would depend on how I felt about the person to be honest. Trick question: Kidding. B0y or girl Happy Meal toy?im going to need pictures of both to make a call on this Any juicy scoop on your latest flick, "oohhhHellnaw. Dis aint Bebe's XxX-pt"?Between you and I, ive actually retired from the biz, sold off most of my cameras and sets and actually reinvested the money into boats down in florida, I plan to sail around, take it easy for a while, I might get back into the biz later in life but right now I love taking it easy, sailing around. what was it like w0rking with XPT's very own nubian princess, Sammura Shane?Thankfully I never slid that far down the porn totem pole where I needed or was required to work with sammura. H9w do you prevent cross-contamination on set?Check answer above, you get what you pay for. Retail therapy time, what stores do you absolutely HAVE TO go2?ohh im not much of a shopper, im a cafe, park, beach kinda gal :-), give me a book, the sun and some sand and im happy  That's all for now. Kthx. <3 <3 <3
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#474511 - 02/05/10 05:29 PM
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why don't you use your real name (Jeff Mullin)?
did you go to trade school to learn to operate a forklift or did you learn on the job?
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#474513 - 02/05/10 05:58 PM
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wow, how did you get a topless pic of Russel Simmons' gook wife with their baby nigglet?
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#474516 - 02/05/10 08:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Sammura, would you like to be my friend?
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#474519 - 02/05/10 09:36 PM
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Yay, awesomeness. Now I have 3 black friends. 2 online, 1 IRL. And BTW, I'm only single when I want to be. But its usually between me and the guy whos dishes I shouldn't be washing, because they're not my BF's dishes, get it?. Right now, I'm not single, unless tattypatty is in the L.A. area and has no plans for tonight.
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#474521 - 02/05/10 10:36 PM
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If you're a real parent, (Like Bish.) marital status doesn't even matter. If you're "neglectful", you should probably consider dropping the "parent" title. (Not YOU, but generally speak1ng.)
PS. I really dig Northrop's answer and did mean to say this earlier. Sowee.
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#474527 - 02/07/10 02:42 PM
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Hands down, I'd choose Mark. I get the impression that guy is kind of stuck on himself and a little over-confident. But, I've actually made a point of remembering a couple of the jokes he's used on here so I could use them later, and have. So, there would at least be that that I would get out of the relationship.
I'm taken so Mark is the obvious choice, dolt. Way to play into it.
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Lou, not so much. Lots of people here think he's hilarious. I've never gotten it. It's like this to me. There's a party. Everyone's mingling around, giggling about this and that, having a good time. Then, there's this one guy, Lou, who's drank wayyy too much, way too early. So, with both fists and a bottle of vodka raised above his head, he's stumbling up to people and slobbering aggressively, "I fucking rule!! I fucking rule!" Some people laugh, at first. Then, as people become bewildered and start to leave, Lou's there shouting, "I schooled them!! I schooled them!"
The fuck kinda party's do you go to?. That happens to you?.
That was pretty spot on though.... except you left out the part where I slap your drink up into your face, stomp on your foot, and snot rocket between your ladys tits. Also, I never drink from the bottle and I probably used your car as a urinal. Otherwise you really made a point here.
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#474528 - 02/07/10 03:02 PM
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 Wow! That is usually my favorite guy to hang with.. oh and ummm COLTS BABY!!!
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#474529 - 02/07/10 06:33 PM
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Back on topic...
Monks, good side of bad or down side of up,
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#474531 - 02/08/10 03:05 AM
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The fuck you answering a question with a question for?. If you read the thread title correctly then you're a fucken dope.
Ask The Boss a question or fuck off, yes.
Man, it's easy to lather you up.
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I'm taken so Mark is the obvious choice, dolt. Way to play into it.
Lou, both you and I know good and damn well, if I set my heart towards tapping that ass you got, little Mrs Cypher who's threatened to leave you a thousand times by now, but has remained true to her commitment and stood by her man? It'd be you leaving her... 
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hat was pretty spot on though.... except you left out the part where I...
Yeah Lou, we know. In your fantasy world, you're one bad ass mother-fucker. You've already told us that. But, thanks for typing it in to remind us, again.
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#474533 - 02/08/10 05:55 AM
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Back on topic...
Monks, good side of bad or down side of up,
Good side of bad even though im probably more of the latter.
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dear monkey,
any truth that you gave electro your pass for this deal- "here ya go, knock yourself out. now beat it."
not that i'd blame you, because who cares anyway, but when shit like this happens, porno dan wins. hopefully it was just a zig because everyone expects a zag. okay that makes more sense. like gregory hines in that movie where whitey tells him to tap but he's not having it, so they cut down mama in the street right in front of him, and he weeps, but he's still not having it. for his is the tap when no one's looking.
No deal in place that im aware of, I might of been given a pass for one of many reasons such as
a) my previous work
b) playing the straight man in electros game
c) appreciation for my honesty (as much as I can be here)
d) that electro didnt see any of the answers as insult/comeback worthy
you talking about white nights or tap?? I vaguely remember white nights, tapping with some russian, killers, dance and helen miran, 3 solid elements. What were we talking about again? Dree Brees I hope.
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Actually, I do have a question for the Monkey...
Monkey, what was the most memorable sexual experience you've had that you regretted later? But, enjoyed immensely while you were doing it?
im not sure theres any that hit on all of those things but the closest was losing my virginity, I was 16 (late I know) and lost it to an english lady (using the term loosely) who was at least 8 years my senior, done during a summer break job and she was friends with my boss/friend's girlfriend and after a night of drinking (and more in her case) we were back at his place and he said I had in if I wanted to, at this point I had dealt with 4 months of hearing from my friends for turning down a chance to get it over with by a drunk girl with a flat chest, in a leopard boob tub at a party earlier in the year and figured why not get it over with. She was real aggressive and I would describe her as very kelly clarkson like (current weight version) around the 4 range on a scale of .... It was enjoyable in the sense that it was over, and regretable in every other sense
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#474534 - 02/08/10 02:40 PM
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If someone were to play you in the movie of you losing your virginity, who would it be? Dane Cross?
And who would play the cougar/GILF??
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#474536 - 02/10/10 11:58 AM
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more like:
Monkey - Jim J Bullock (the gay, desperate for work Jeff Mullin lookalike)
Monkey's 1st lover- Kurt Lockwood
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#474537 - 02/10/10 03:49 PM
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I watched this eleventeen x's, I laughed so much it hurts. "Take my wife, please!, Hey, whoaa!"Lou said:Quote:
Back on topic...
Monks, good side of bad or down side of up,
Elephant in the room: monkey on your back. (Not YOURS, but ya know...)
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The fuck kinda party's do you go to?. That happens to you?.
That was pretty spot on though.... except you left out the part where I slap your drink up into your face, stomp on your foot, and snot rocket between your ladys tits. Also, I never drink from the bottle and I probably used your car as a urinal. Otherwise you really made a point here.
Ooohhh that sounds like me in my late teens. I'd drink anything, everything and usually grabbed a liquor bottle or two on my way out if I had to make an "early exit".
Speaking of urinals...
My BF used to pee on a car that belonged to a girl named Jenny. I hated her since Jr. High. She lived down the street from him. I couldn't do it because at that time I was super shy about peeing anywhere outside my own house. It became a habit much like checking the mail or opening the refrigerator to see what's in it for no reason whatsoever. We even invited friends to join in on the festivities. (We've moved since.) But we did see her not too long ago. I tried and tried not to laugh, but I couldn't resist. Not so funny: when our 4 yr old asked "wass0 fuhn-nyy, Miss muhm?.".
*So.awkward*
PS. Drives the same car, HA-HA!.
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#474538 - 02/10/10 04:33 PM
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Brilliant.....
When I lived left coast I'd get hammered and wobble home cause I didn't have a car out there. One of my fave games was to check every car door along the way ninja style and try and piss in the nicest car/suv I could. Asshole move I know but ohh so much fun.
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#474539 - 02/11/10 02:13 AM
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more like:
Monkey - Jim J Bullock (the gay, desperate for work Jeff Mullin lookalike)
Monkey's 1st lover- Kurt Lockwood
really going with the gay angle? This doesnt bother me , in fact im very open about my past same sex relationships, its what drew me here to begin with (fayner).
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Elephant in the room: monkey on your back. (Not YOURS, but ya know...)
you speak like someone I know, personally of course.
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Ooohhh that sounds like me in my late teens. I'd drink anything, everything and usually grabbed a liquor bottle or two on my way out if I had to make an "early exit".
Speaking of urinals...
My BF used to pee on a car that belonged to a girl named Jenny. I hated her since Jr. High. She lived down the street from him. I couldn't do it because at that time I was super shy about peeing anywhere outside my own house. It became a habit much like checking the mail or opening the refrigerator to see what's in it for no reason whatsoever. We even invited friends to join in on the festivities. (We've moved since.) But we did see her not too long ago. I tried and tried not to laugh, but I couldn't resist. Not so funny: when our 4 yr old asked "wass0 fuhn-nyy, Miss muhm?.".
I tend to forget that you are a mother, mostly by choice, it does humanize you though, its strange that all the things I love you for are the same things you need to put aside in order to raise a well functioning little person, what does that say about us?
p.s to this day I don't number 2 outside of my place, unless camping which is few and far between.
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#474543 - 02/13/10 04:02 PM
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more like:
Monkey - Jim J Bullock (the gay, desperate for work Jeff Mullin lookalike)
Monkey's 1st lover- Kurt Lockwood
really going with the gay angle? This doesnt bother me , in fact im very open about my past same sex relationships, its what drew me here to begin with (fayner).
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Elephant in the room: monkey on your back. (Not YOURS, but ya know...)
you speak like someone I know, personally of course.
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Ooohhh that sounds like me in my late teens. I'd drink anything, everything and usually grabbed a liquor bottle or two on my way out if I had to make an "early exit".
Speaking of urinals...
My BF used to pee on a car that belonged to a girl named Jenny. I hated her since Jr. High. She lived down the street from him. I couldn't do it because at that time I was super shy about peeing anywhere outside my own house. It became a habit much like checking the mail or opening the refrigerator to see what's in it for no reason whatsoever. We even invited friends to join in on the festivities. (We've moved since.) But we did see her not too long ago. I tried and tried not to laugh, but I couldn't resist. Not so funny: when our 4 yr old asked "wass0 fuhn-nyy, Miss muhm?.".
I tend to forget that you are a mother, mostly by choice, it does humanize you though, its strange that all the things I love you for are the same things you need to put aside in order to raise a well functioning little person, what does that say about us?
p.s to this day I don't number 2 outside of my place, unless camping which is few and far between.
hey mullen- what high school did you go to in your hometown of Milwaukee?
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#474544 - 02/14/10 05:33 AM
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I tend to forget that you are a mother, mostly by choice, it does humanize you though, its strange that all the things I love you for are the same things you need to put aside in order to raise a well functioning little person, what does that say about us?
That was pretty fucken perfect.... Fucken amazing and scary, Boss. Too weird.
I wasn't taking shots at electro, im a big fan of her work, well for the most part, but thanks lou, I wouldnt call it amazing, amazing is making a film for 15 grand and having it make 142 million, if I could some how do that then life would be easy, right? No ball and chain, so theres hope.
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What Lou said and what does that say about us?
I posed the question in the hope you'd have the answer, guess we are just two bears in the woods, sizing up the same tree to piss on my dear.
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hey mullen- what high school did you go to in your hometown of Milwaukee?
Jack Sikma High, class of 76.
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#474546 - 02/26/10 05:47 PM
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Hey Monks, how's it going?  I forgot what the question was. So for now I leave you with this:
<3
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I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard. 
gots to stick together 
I'm starting to get super restless. Like ants in the pants. What's going on in your neck of the woods, Bish? 
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