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more like:

Monkey - Jim J Bullock (the gay, desperate for work Jeff Mullin lookalike)
Monkey's 1st lover- Kurt Lockwood

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really going with the gay angle? This doesnt bother me , in fact im very open about my past same sex relationships, its what drew me here to begin with (fayner).

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Elephant in the room: monkey on your back. (Not YOURS, but ya know...)

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you speak like someone I know, personally of course.

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Ooohhh that sounds like me in my late teens. I'd drink anything, everything and usually grabbed a liquor bottle or two on my way out if I had to make an "early exit".


Speaking of urinals...

My BF used to pee on a car that belonged to a girl named Jenny. I hated her since Jr. High. She lived down the street from him. I couldn't do it because at that time I was super shy about peeing anywhere outside my own house. It became a habit much like checking the mail or opening the refrigerator to see what's in it for no reason whatsoever. We even invited friends to join in on the festivities. (We've moved since.) But we did see her not too long ago. I tried and tried not to laugh, but I couldn't resist. Not so funny: when our 4 yr old asked "wass0 fuhn-nyy, Miss muhm?.".

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I tend to forget that you are a mother, mostly by choice, it does humanize you though, its strange that all the things I love you for are the same things you need to put aside in order to raise a well functioning little person, what does that say about us?

p.s to this day I don't number 2 outside of my place, unless camping which is few and far between.

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