I watched this eleventeen x's, I laughed so much it hurts.

"Take my wife, please!, Hey, whoaa!"



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Back on topic...

Monks, good side of bad or down side of up,


Elephant in the room: monkey on your back. (Not YOURS, but ya know...)


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The fuck kinda party's do you go to?. That happens to you?.

That was pretty spot on though.... except you left out the part where I slap your drink up into your face, stomp on your foot, and snot rocket between your ladys tits. Also, I never drink from the bottle and I probably used your car as a urinal. Otherwise you really made a point here.



Ooohhh that sounds like me in my late teens. I'd drink anything, everything and usually grabbed a liquor bottle or two on my way out if I had to make an "early exit".


Speaking of urinals...

My BF used to pee on a car that belonged to a girl named Jenny. I hated her since Jr. High. She lived down the street from him. I couldn't do it because at that time I was super shy about peeing anywhere outside my own house. It became a habit much like checking the mail or opening the refrigerator to see what's in it for no reason whatsoever. We even invited friends to join in on the festivities. (We've moved since.) But we did see her not too long ago. I tried and tried not to laugh, but I couldn't resist. Not so funny: when our 4 yr old asked "wass0 fuhn-nyy, Miss muhm?.".


*So.awkward*



PS. Drives the same car, HA-HA!.
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