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Hands down, I'd choose Mark. I get the impression that guy is kind of stuck on himself and a little over-confident. But, I've actually made a point of remembering a couple of the jokes he's used on here so I could use them later, and have. So, there would at least be that that I would get out of the relationship.





I'm taken so Mark is the obvious choice, dolt. Way to play into it.

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Lou, not so much. Lots of people here think he's hilarious. I've never gotten it. It's like this to me. There's a party. Everyone's mingling around, giggling about this and that, having a good time. Then, there's this one guy, Lou, who's drank wayyy too much, way too early. So, with both fists and a bottle of vodka raised above his head, he's stumbling up to people and slobbering aggressively, "I fucking rule!! I fucking rule!" Some people laugh, at first. Then, as people become bewildered and start to leave, Lou's there shouting, "I schooled them!! I schooled them!"



The fuck kinda party's do you go to?. That happens to you?.

That was pretty spot on though.... except you left out the part where I slap your drink up into your face, stomp on your foot, and snot rocket between your ladys tits. Also, I never drink from the bottle and I probably used your car as a urinal. Otherwise you really made a point here.
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