Hands down, I'd choose Mark. I get the impression that guy is kind of stuck on himself and a little over-confident. But, I've actually made a point of remembering a couple of the jokes he's used on here so I could use them later, and have. So, there would at least be that that I would get out of the relationship.

Lou, not so much. Lots of people here think he's hilarious. I've never gotten it. It's like this to me. There's a party. Everyone's mingling around, giggling about this and that, having a good time. Then, there's this one guy, Lou, who's drank wayyy too much, way too early. So, with both fists and a bottle of vodka raised above his head, he's stumbling up to people and slobbering aggressively, "I fucking rule!! I fucking rule!" Some people laugh, at first. Then, as people become bewildered and start to leave, Lou's there shouting, "I schooled them!! I schooled them!"