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#474424 - 02/13/10 03:13 PM Re: electrorandomness
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Dish out the conspiracies. Like now.

















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#474425 - 02/14/10 05:38 AM Re: electrorandomness
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Is that question "hypothetical", "rhetorical" or can any fat slob just jump in??




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This nigga is peter weller/ willem dafoe scary, why wear a suit when it looks $30, defeats the purpose to begin with. You can't be going around looking like a puerto rican car salesman and expect to be taken seriously.
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#474426 - 02/14/10 05:42 AM Re: electrorandomness
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Happy Valentine's Day, eLectrostalkers!


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#474427 - 02/14/10 07:05 AM Re: electrorandomness
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Happy V-day to you Electro. I hope you get the gagging and shit pipe pounding you deserve. And maybe some chocolates.
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#474428 - 02/14/10 07:08 AM Re: electrorandomness
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Electro seems more like the type of girl that would rather get a bag of meth and a Hitachi Magic Wand with all the attachments for V-Day.
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#474429 - 02/14/10 03:23 PM Re: electrorandomness
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My Girl is a Nosy Bitch said:
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Happy V-day to you Electro. I hope you get the gagging and shit pipe pounding you deserve. And maybe some chocolates.



Thanks! Actually, that sounds more like what I have planned for St. Patty's day this year. I'll be wearing a Leprechaun costume à la Fighting Irish. Except I'm not Irish and I wont be putting up a fight.





Fiend said:
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Electro seems more like the type of girl that would rather get a bag of meth and a Hitachi Magic Wand with all the attachments for V-Day.



Interesting. How can you tell?

(Real question, BTW.)


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#474430 - 02/14/10 07:18 PM Re: electrorandomness
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I got an offer from Sheraton the other day for buy one night get the second half price. I was thinking of using that for the weekend of Philly's St. Patty's Day Parade. My girl and I went to DayDreams last year after the parade and the place was real fun.
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#474431 - 02/14/10 07:36 PM Re: electrorandomness
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"She" recently found out that her fucker is a freaky perv, that's why. Whatever comes next for "her" is better coped with on some crystal.

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#474432 - 02/14/10 08:13 PM Re: electrorandomness
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You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog!!!





What the French toast?





Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?





Who are you calling a cootie queen?





You lint-licker!





Pickle you kumquat!









You're overreacting.





No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper...





Stinky McStinkface!











You Hoboken.



fabuLOUs!!!













th3.3nd <3 <3 <3






i love the way she says you lint lickerr
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#474433 - 02/14/10 10:47 PM Re: electrorandomness
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What.a fuckin'.psycho.




Thanks, stalker.




Happy Valentine's d4y, gummy butt. *Giggles.*


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#474434 - 02/15/10 05:14 AM Re: electrorandomness
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"She" recently found out that her fucker is a freaky perv, that's why. Whatever comes next for "her" is better coped with on some crystal.



No. He's always been like that, probably whats kept me around for so long. Combined with the fear of being alone and/or fear that I wont be able to find someone else like him (his penis). He puts up with A LOT my shit.

Things have been getting better, but unfortunately every time I feel that our relationship might actually have a future, I panic, pack up my shit and leave it by the door. "I'm paranoid as fuck about earthquakes." Typical whore, yes?

* BTW, what does this have to do with anything?. The question was for Fiend, and still is.





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I got an offer from Sheraton the other day for buy one night get the second half price. I was thinking of using that for the weekend of Philly's St. Patty's Day Parade. My girl and I went to DayDreams last year after the parade and the place was real fun.





Do you do th^t? And are you Irish or is she?


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#474435 - 02/15/10 05:31 AM Re: electrorandomness
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i love the way she says you lint lickerr




ZoMg.Me2!


Anyone remember IDK My BFF Jill??



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#474436 - 02/15/10 05:43 AM Re: electrorandomness
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#474437 - 02/15/10 08:30 AM Re: electrorandomness
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I'm half Irish, she is a 1/4. My fists are much bigger than my cock, so I'm not trying to loosen up any entrances with them.
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#474438 - 02/15/10 12:11 PM Re: electrorandomness
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Rand0mcliCkKy!!!




Ugh! That movie SUCKED!
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#474439 - 02/15/10 02:44 PM Re: electrorandomness
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i remember my older sister yelling at the tv saying: SHE FUCKING A DUCK THAT'S BEASTILTY!every time that movie came on

Rand0mcliCkKy!!!


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#474440 - 02/17/10 09:06 AM Re: electrorandomness
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Wasn't Howard the duck a guy? or male? or male version of foul.

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#474442 - 02/23/10 01:31 AM Re: electrorandomness
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I think I'm about t0 have a lollergasm... Anybody else here having a lollergasm?


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#474443 - 02/23/10 01:38 AM Re: electrorandomness
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A lot of hicks like the young Larry Flynt like to fuck chickens and ducks. They say the secret is to snap the birds neck right when you're about to come so it flops around on your dick.
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#474444 - 02/23/10 10:09 AM Re: electrorandomness
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I think I'm about t0 have a lollergasm... Anybody else here having a lollergasm?





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#474445 - 02/23/10 11:31 AM Re: electrorandomness
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To paraphrase John Candy - Desi should take 25 cents, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that ugly mole off the side of her face.
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#474446 - 02/23/10 03:09 PM Re: electrorandomness
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That photo looks like Desi has to throw in a bonus on the half n half when she walks the track.
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#474447 - 02/23/10 03:17 PM Re: electrorandomness
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#474448 - 02/23/10 03:39 PM Re: electrorandomness
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^^^ THIS.
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#474449 - 02/23/10 10:12 PM Re: electrorandomness
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0mFg! Are you implying those are Marijuana plants?
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