So I was sitting here folding laundry watching Issues W/ Jane Velez-Mitchell. (I kn0ow, totally ghey! So what.) Teh topic: Joslyn James and some balls but not just any balls and not balls on her face, but get this.... Her face on balls!! 0_M_9!!! SO I'm like whatev, until I hear the voice of my one of my least favorite people -like ever!



Fucking cunt, Whoria Allred. I cant even put in to words how much I hate that cunt. Diarreahlon must be her thrice removed super-duper dee dee dee inbred second cousin's alt ID or someshit because those bitches really get my hateful juices flowin'. I don't even know what it is exactly, but it JUST IS.




So olewassher pornoface, was bitching about the Tigger Woods mistress golf balls and I'm like, "ohhh this coming from the whore who probably has Dick Nasty's ball wrinkles imprinted on her chin."

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The fruit at the bottom of the yogurt that this bitch was looking to stir up was all about $$$. No surprise there. (Someone owes child support.) The reason she allegedly doesn't want to be associated with those particular balls is that she doesn't want to think about someone (a man) hitting her dumb bitch face with a golf club, because "ITS WRONG!" (BTW she's not looking good these days.) She lied, I mean, she "said" that "being the victim of abuse blah. blah, bullshit..." You know the rest.

Towards the end of the manhating ramble-on, the stupid bitches all agreed that whores on the side SHOULDN'T be the ones to blame for the actions of dudes who cheat and that other people too, should pity them. *They are not the ones who promised to be faithful or whatthefuckever.* So lame.




I hate that people just can't be more realistic about shit. Like...


"Give me my fucking money or get my fucking face off your goddamn balls!"

OR

"I get off on fucking married men, in the end everyone involved gets a good screwing, whats not to love? Didn't care then and I most certainly don't give a fuck now."



Fucking people, srsly. Well, I had fun, but I gotta go now, A giant load awaits... Of dishes, of course you, silly butt cheek! Laters. <3




PS. Gloria Allred/Desi Foxx teaming up has totally crossed my mind more times that I am comfortable with. Am I alone on this one? (Discuss, maybe. Sorry Jeff if thats a no-no.)