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I FULLY agree and its about fucking time someone mentioned SM tonight. I think Monks is one of the few ones left that actually care. Weather its about an unfair ban, setting someone's ass straight, or just making someone smirkle, he gets it done. Monkey keeps Teh Cage's bowels moving, yet no one takes th3 Mnks seri0us.




cares about the place, huh. you mean the same guy that targets very fragile people into revealing just enough of their innermost thoughts to put a cigarette out on.? the same guy that when you leave to serve in afghanistan, he calls your girlfriend, or emails your wife- and promptly knocks them up. then has the nerve to write you a letter sprayed with her perfume:

"you’re learning something very important today. dumb means you have less options, and you have to work harder- and you're doing that i see. you ever wonder how a good looking guy like me wound up with your ugly, ugly wife? well, she knows a little secret about what i like, and no other woman would ever do that for me. it’s not always about beauty. it’s about how they make you feel inside. run along now, skipper. and don’t come in the house for about another 6 months. cheryl's gonna be earning her keep. warmest regards,

-Monks a.k.a. ben english, 100% pure evil, the most feared man in porn, history in gay porn but they'll never fucking prove it and all that have tried have died."




Wow! You think Monks would want to meet my wife too?
Pleaseeeeeee Monks Pleaseeeeeee!
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