Floofin would make a great moderator if xpt could hold his attentions span.
Actually, Fatman would probably make a decent moderator himself. It would be like giving the troublemaker in class some responsibility. He knows the distinctions between the various fora, but right now he just doesn't give a shit and posts about himself whenever the urge arises. Hereabouts when you really need to take a shit we call that feeling "turtling" and we deliver ourselves to a safe haven posthaste. I think whenever Fatman "turtles" with a post he just deposits it wherever he happens to be. Same with Electrostatic.
Lou, you myself and Coke would make terrible moderators so don't even think about it.