I've always wanted to drive around with a super-soaker spraying random people. wait 1 hour and you've got comedy! preferably at some place like ernst and young or some place that employs serious dorky people most likely to just totally lose thier shit.

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits