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#473751 - 02/02/10 12:21 AM Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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#473752 - 02/02/10 01:39 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Yawn. That video is old news, sport. Be more creative next time.

Click on the picture below for an old amateur video with you (before your breast reduction)


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#473753 - 02/02/10 05:56 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Darrah & Mopez:


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#473754 - 02/02/10 05:59 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Jim Bim wrote:
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your're not funny in the least. Try being creative for once.





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#473755 - 02/02/10 06:49 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Yawn.




Right.

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#473756 - 02/02/10 06:53 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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okay, thread can be closed by JRV



- EOM

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#473757 - 02/02/10 07:13 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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What's wrong, Mopez? Can't take a joke? I was just having a little fun ith the fact that you and Darrah have been going round and round about everything lately. If anyone was to take it the wrong way, I was worried it'd be Darrah.
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#473758 - 02/02/10 07:30 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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What makes you think that Darrah isn't Mopez???

Or could they both be BI having a third-party inner dialog?


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#473759 - 02/02/10 07:31 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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What's wrong, Mopez? Can't take a joke?




I can take jokes, but I didn't get it. Not very "pythonesk" from you.

Just let me

till I'm gone.

It'll be win-win for both of us.

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#473760 - 02/02/10 08:03 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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^^^ Do you have an ETD?

I mean the Sun is going to burn itself out as well. But, not for a while.

And, by then old Sol would have burned us to a cinder. I'm starting to fear a similar fate for XPT in your self-conflagration plans.

I just can't picture you sitting quietly ablaze in a Vietnamese monk's cloak, bro. You're going to jump on someone or something ... share the "warmth", so to speak ...

And, that could be problematic.

I don't see you as one who would easily eschew a genocide-suicide option, if one were made available.

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#473761 - 02/02/10 08:24 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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^^^ Do you have an ETD?




I'm heading down south approx. around Valentine's Day.

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#473762 - 02/02/10 04:22 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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At first I thought it was video with kittens. Then the rest of the video made me go WTF. lol







Attachments
467747-Untitled9.jpg (16 downloads)


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#473763 - 02/02/10 08:20 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Then the rest of the video made me go WTF.




Exactly why Gia credits you and More Pez.

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#473764 - 02/03/10 12:00 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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What makes you think that Darrah isn't Mopez???






I called this a long time ago. Darfu would love it if we talked more about her, so she cooked up an alt to keep the dream alive.
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#473765 - 02/03/10 12:07 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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What makes you think that Darrah isn't Mopez???






I called this a long time ago. Darfu would love it if we talked more about her, so she cooked up an alt to keep the dream alive.







who's that in your signature?



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#473766 - 02/03/10 06:44 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Asked and answered. Don't be such a "Darrah", More Pez.


CLICKY
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#473767 - 02/03/10 06:45 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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that was a hypothetical question, Fatty.

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#473768 - 02/03/10 09:41 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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that was a hypothetical question, Fatty.




Don't see it. Which of the following meanings of "hypothetical" were you aspiring towards:

hy-po-thet-i-cal adj
1. assumed by hypothesis; supposed: a hypothetical case.
2. of, pertaining to, involving, or characterized by hypothesis: hypothetical reasoning.
3. given to making hypotheses.
4. Logic.
4a. (of a proposition) highly conjectural; not well supported by available evidence.
4b. (of a proposition or syllogism) conditional.


None of these seem to be applicable.



Your proposition that the question was "hypothetical" is, by logic, hypothetical. [See 4A above]




Might you have meant "rhetorical question"?




If so, I would agree with a wise one who pointed out to me the similarities of this vain plea to that of one Pee Wee Herman who after he trips proclaims boldly, "I meant to do that!"





Might I recommend LESS Pez? Too much sugar isn't good for the brain. No matter how it feeds your manic.

Lamotrigine might help.
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#473769 - 02/04/10 03:30 AM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Fatman, ich muss Ihnen recht geben. Mein im Nachhinein editierter Eintrag liest sich etwas undeutig im Kontext und impliziert nicht, dass ich bereits wusste, dass die gif-Animation aus dem Film "Nackt" ist (was ja in den letzten Wochen hier schon mehrfach erwähnt wurde).

Ergo war die Bezeichnung "hypothetisch" unglücklich ausgewählt und "rhetorisch" wäre hier richtiger gewesen. Mein Fehler, Verzeihung.

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Too much sugar isn't good for the brain.




YOUR health problems may be related to your teeth, Fatty.

LESS soft drinks and LESS pills ( <clicky> ), please.

You should swim more often and stop uploading videos to RS to maintain your premium account - only downloading is okay!

Or at least use MU/MV like Willie...

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#473770 - 02/04/10 03:01 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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#473771 - 02/04/10 03:11 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Summary of Mo' Pez "Deutsch":

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Ergo, the term "hypothetically" was unfortunately selected when "rhetorical" would have been more correct. My mistake, pardon.
















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stop uploading videos to RS to maintain your premium account - only downloading is okay!




Haven't uploaded a video in over a year, pezwee. Don't need to. I still have over 200k points.

But, nothing's on RS anymore. I generally don't do much downloading with RS. I blame the 200Mb file size & the 5 Gb daily limit.

I just buy Storage & Netload as needed. Think I'm going to try HotFile in June.
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#473772 - 02/04/10 03:14 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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#473773 - 02/04/10 03:17 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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#473774 - 02/04/10 03:21 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Man, man Fatman... über ne viertel Stunde für die Übersetzung von einem Satz. SCHWACH
Viel Spaß beim hochladen weiterhin, und bitte schreib mir wenn du die 1 YB Schallmauer durchbrochen hast.


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#473775 - 02/04/10 03:51 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Hey Mark_J, wie geht's?



(Sp?, heh.)
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#473776 - 02/04/10 03:55 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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MAOAM,MAOAM !!!




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#473777 - 02/04/10 04:17 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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I called this a long time ago. Darfu would love it if we talked more about her, so she cooked up an alt to keep the dream alive.




And one of my first victims is Tritone? Yeah, makes perfect sense.



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#473778 - 02/04/10 04:26 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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#473779 - 02/04/10 05:17 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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Fatman, ich muss Ihnen recht geben. Mein im Nachhinein editierter Eintrag liest sich etwas undeutig im Kontext und impliziert nicht, dass ich bereits wusste, dass die gif-Animation aus dem Film "Nackt" ist (was ja in den letzten Wochen hier schon mehrfach erwähnt wurde).

Ergo war die Bezeichnung "hypothetisch" unglücklich ausgewählt und "rhetorisch" wäre hier richtiger gewesen. Mein Fehler, Verzeihung.

Quote:

Too much sugar isn't good for the brain.




YOUR health problems may be related to your teeth, Fatty.

LESS soft drinks and LESS pills ( <clicky> ), please.

You should swim more often and stop uploading videos to RS to maintain your premium account - only downloading is okay!

Or at least use MU/MV like Willie...





This is a pic of what seems to supposedly be Fat Thomas' desk. Pill bottles plus either a knife or a spoon might end up feeling all warm and fuzzy inside:




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#473780 - 02/05/10 12:28 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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^^^ That is/was my desk.

I don't think there is any warm & fuzzy feeling possible from those specific pills - Effexor XR & generics of Lamictal and Seroquel [at least I think the Seroquel is generic]. And, most of the prescription bottles have collectable coins in them anyway.


btw, Mpz, it didn't take me 15 minutes to translate. Though I did well in German [90 on the NYS Regents in 1977], I haven't studied in over 30 years. So forgive any rustiness.

I "multi-task" when on XPT. Most of my time on XPT is "boredom breaks" in between longer downloads or data transfers [like now I'm organizing movies together on hard disks to better use space].

But, in any case, I'm nowhere near a Petabyte, so the elusive and mythical Yottabyte is likely not in future.





But, then again I sold an early "Lisa" with a 5Mb hard disk for over $4 in late 1984, and today of the ~20Gb I've dl-ed and the smallest was 225mb.

So, technology might move faster than I anticipate and my Tb drives might not be able to hold a single movie in 2020 or 30 or 40.




Imagine the size of the picture you could upload then!!

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#473781 - 02/05/10 07:20 PM Re: Darrah and Mopez Make a Video
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