Two black guys are walking down the street. They're both pretty fed up. They've been in the country for a couple of months, but when they try to get jobs, accommodation or women, they're told to do one. Anyway, they're down to their last $50 note, when they walk past a plastic surgeon with a big poster in the window. It says:

"WE CAN MAKE YOU WHITE! ONLY $25!"

They talk about it, and then decide to go for it. One guy says, "tell you what, you go in and get it done, and when you come out you can give me the change."

So the first guy goes in, and a few moments later, there's a flash of blinding light and loud screaming, and 10 minutes later he emerges, completely Caucasian. His friend is amazed.

"That's incredible," he says. "Now give me $25."

His friend looks him up and down for a moment, and says, "why don't you just get a job, nigger?"