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#473700 - 02/01/10 05:45 PM Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
Tritone Offline
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This might be your first real shot at getting some pussy:

Inventor Unveils $7,000 Talking Sex Robot

If you need help coming up with the 7-large, I hear JM needs a wimpy dude to eat up black cum in their cuckold features. They also need a male assistant to help keep bukkake boys hard while they wait to unload on whores.

That might get you half of it. The rest you can beg mommy and daddy for.

Good luck in realizing your dreams!

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#473701 - 02/01/10 06:00 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Not new Tri..... Maybe you should warn some Haitians to go outside and stay there for a few weeks. Also, the Vikings aren't a good pick.
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#473702 - 02/01/10 06:25 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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You can get the same sex robot in black for only $27. But it doesn't work.
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#473703 - 02/01/10 06:37 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Tri... you into "same sex" robots or is wcd "be frontin".
Weird you posted this first of the month son, yo.
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#473704 - 02/01/10 06:39 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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I just can't picture myself 15 minutes after cleaning the cum out of her throat.
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#473705 - 02/01/10 06:49 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Tri... you into "same sex" robots or is wcd "be frontin".
Weird you posted this first of the month son, yo.




This thread is meant to bust on Jigaloo. Focus your attacks on him, please.

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#473706 - 02/01/10 06:52 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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That just isn't going to happen. You all verbed up on the werd "victim", son?. truff.
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#473707 - 02/01/10 06:56 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Quote:

This might be your first real shot at getting some pussy:

Inventor Unveils $7,000 Talking Sex Robot

If you need help coming up with the 7-large, I hear JM needs a wimpy dude to eat up black cum in their cuckold features. They also need a male assistant to help keep bukkake boys hard while they wait to unload on whores.

That might get you half of it. The rest you can beg mommy and daddy for.

Good luck in realizing your dreams!




I'll raise the $7,000 by selling your family back into slavery.
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#473708 - 02/01/10 07:00 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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And that would be...VICTIM..

One shot...One kill.
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#473709 - 02/01/10 07:00 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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And since you're all current and up to date and such, would you like a t-shirt like this?



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#473710 - 02/01/10 07:11 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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That just isn't going to happen. You all verbed up on the werd "victim", son?. truff.




Victim of what? Cyber-bullying?

Yeah, I should respond to every single attack post from Jigaloo, Fiend, Cypher, & their ILK or else I'm not a real man!

Yep. Real men stand up for themselves by battling anonymous cretins on Internet message boards with witty comebacks filled with cheap insults and accompanying shock pics.

Get over yourselves. Nobody cares about your hate-filled circle jerk.

EDIT: Included Lou Cypher since he alluded to my "murder".


Edited by tritone (02/01/10 07:16 PM)

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#473711 - 02/01/10 07:17 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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So is that you leaving me outta the racist crew?.

I don't care about the rest of the boo-hoo, bobo.

I thought we were good. Just say the words.

edited to add...HAW....


Edited by LouCypher (02/01/10 07:20 PM)
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#473712 - 02/01/10 07:21 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Come on, Lou. Give the Trite One some credit. I think this is actually the first time he's ever had the stones to flat out attack someone.

Did it fail? Well, yeah. But I think he's turned a corner. Maybe. Or maybe Mr. Marcus' board is down this evening. Hell, I don't know. At least it's something.

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#473713 - 02/01/10 07:27 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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#473714 - 02/01/10 07:30 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Bunch of pics on the way




Of course. I expected no less. What's it going to be this time? More lynching pics? Maybe the chart about how negro brains are smaller? Or the black guy OD-ed on KFC and grape soda?

EDIT: Oh, just more threats. Yawn.


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#473715 - 02/01/10 07:31 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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EDIT: Included Lou Cypher since he alluded to my "murder".




As far as I'm concerned you can't be murdered soon enough. Does Kentucky have the death penalty for rapists and child molesters?
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#473716 - 02/01/10 07:33 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Of course. I expected no less. What's it going to be this time? More lynching pics? Maybe the chart about how negro brains are smaller? Or the black guy OD-ed on KFC and grape soda?

EDIT: Oh, just more threats. Yawn.




I didn't make any threats.







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#473717 - 02/01/10 07:35 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Come on, Lou. Give the Trite One some credit. I think this is actually the first time he's ever had the stones to flat out attack someone.

Did it fail? Well, yeah. But I think he's turned a corner. Maybe. Or maybe Mr. Marcus' board is down this evening. Hell, I don't know. At least it's something.




Fair... Doubt he has credit though. Monthly State checks don't count, yes?.
Tri, the Haiti pics and comments hurt feelings didn't they?. I hate to hurt feelings. Sorry. If only more white people were so ignorant to live in that type of poverty maybe we both could have shared a laugh, yes?.
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#473718 - 02/01/10 07:38 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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#473719 - 02/01/10 07:42 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Lou Writes:
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Tri, the Haiti pics and comments hurt feelings didn't they?. I hate to hurt feelings. Sorry. If only more white people were so ignorant to live in that type of poverty maybe we both could have shared a laugh, yes?.




Honestly, I DID think we were cool. I never really put you up there with Jig or Fiend. But sometimes you surprise me. Whatever, we can bust balls a few times. I'm willing to forget and move on. Plus, I love the movie Angel Heart, so you win points there.


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#473720 - 02/01/10 07:56 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man! *DELETED*
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#473721 - 02/01/10 07:57 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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OK, here's me showing off my Movie knowledge: (Reading left to right like a book) -->

The Empire Strikes Back
Planet of the Apes
The Usual Suspects
The Wicker Man
The Crying Game
Dallas (TV)
Some Harry Potter Thing
The Sixth Sense
Fight Club
300
The Matrix
Citizen Kane
The Others
Psycho
Soylent Green
The Village (?)
A Beautiful Mind
Donnie Darkko (Waay overrated flick, IMHO)




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#473722 - 02/01/10 09:22 PM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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I wanna play in this thread too.



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#473723 - 02/02/10 04:26 AM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Quote:

Quote:

This might be your first real shot at getting some pussy:

Inventor Unveils $7,000 Talking Sex Robot

If you need help coming up with the 7-large, I hear JM needs a wimpy dude to eat up black cum in their cuckold features. They also need a male assistant to help keep bukkake boys hard while they wait to unload on whores.

That might get you half of it. The rest you can beg mommy and daddy for.

Good luck in realizing your dreams!




I'll raise the $7,000 by selling your family back into slavery.




Emeril says, "BAMM!!!"
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#473724 - 02/02/10 06:07 AM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Two black guys are walking down the street. They're both pretty fed up. They've been in the country for a couple of months, but when they try to get jobs, accommodation or women, they're told to do one. Anyway, they're down to their last $50 note, when they walk past a plastic surgeon with a big poster in the window. It says:

"WE CAN MAKE YOU WHITE! ONLY $25!"

They talk about it, and then decide to go for it. One guy says, "tell you what, you go in and get it done, and when you come out you can give me the change."

So the first guy goes in, and a few moments later, there's a flash of blinding light and loud screaming, and 10 minutes later he emerges, completely Caucasian. His friend is amazed.

"That's incredible," he says. "Now give me $25."

His friend looks him up and down for a moment, and says, "why don't you just get a job, nigger?"
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#473725 - 02/02/10 09:41 AM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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#473726 - 02/02/10 10:05 AM Re: Jigaloo, you better jump on this man!
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Or the black guy OD-ed on KFC and grape soda?






Advice Nigger


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