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5.Your neck hurts and can't afford a 100.00 pillow.



When did I say I couldn't afford it? I said I can't imagine spending that kind of money on a pillow. I'm cheap. But that doesn't mean I can't afford it. I've already ordered one.

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8.Jenna Haze will not add you as a friend on Twitter. Even though you have something important to tell her.



I don't think I've ever talked to Jenna Haze. I've also never tried contacting her either. I like her and have never had anything against her either.


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10. You have people to protect in your blog, so you purposely hold back info due to the fact that you may be working with the local authorities to help in the investigations.



I'm not working with anyone, asshole. I just know what I can and cannot make public.

You have way too much time on your hands. Get a fucking hobby that doesn't include obsessing over me.