^^Mark's astute summation of this latest example of a delusional Porn "career" fork-in-the-roadism has me reflecting long and hard upon past whores who cashed in their seemingly limitless potential in certain career fields in exchange for 43 Percocets, an unidentifiable rash around their anus, and some cum....

I shall never forget Wendy from Santa Rosa....she had a MAsters degree in Molecular Biology from Berkely; The girl quite simply was a genius and gorgeous. Picture Brooke Shields without the Alien Eyebrows and a slightly less-perfectly shaped (but eminently more fuckable) face/skull.

About 11 months after taking a research position in the BAy Area with a Pharmaceutical company, at the age of 26, Wendy discovered the Joy of Meth...then she discovered the joy of uninhibited unattached sex, since up to that point she had been with only one man in her sheltered/academic life and the Meth SET HER FREE!!!!!! FREEEE!!!!!!

At this point, I am not going to tell you the trainwreck story that follows in this poor slut's life...instead I will tell you about the night shortly after she smoked her 4th bindle in the midst of her second binge, she called me up and exclaimed that she had seen 5 different sperm samples under a very powerful microscope, and she was selecting her next sex partner based on the strength of his little swimmers vigorous "death swim"....I didnt want to know how she got the samples or from whom.

BUT...at that moment, for even just the briefest of time, Wendy had reconciled her erstwhile stellar, exemplary career with her newfound abject debauchery and slutty road to nowhere....

2 months later she was broke and homeless and missing 1-1/2 front teeth.