a multitude of recent studies try to explain why women get snared into the trade in flesh. researchers point to poverty, chronic unemployment, domestic violence and drug addiction as the primary “push factors.” but sadly, there isn’t enough discussion of the real root of the problem — lack of ambition.

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and from the very first time someone says "funny how things work out. or, you know, DON’T work out" as they masturbate with your mouth, you'll know you're going places. and by going places, i mean to the nearest sink.

on the career development scale, it ranks right up there with picking up porno dan's dry cleaning, playing solitaire all day, and cancer. and if you're tired of your boring old life, well ladies, it's something worth exploring.