Has anyone here had the hobbyist coming of age experience where an ugly escort comes to the door and you're forced to improvise? It happened to me in Vegas once when I was a young man. That was the first and last time I ordered a whore sight unseen. After security called to confirm if she was an authorized guest and buzzed her up, she appeared at the door looking like an anorexic mexican and sporting a facial mole (they disgust me). There was no way I could fuck her. I said I wasn't feeling well, had changed my mind and handed her about $60 for her trouble. She wouldn't accept my explanation and grilled me like a federal prosecutor about the real reason I had changed my mind. I shucked and jived as long as I could and then just admitted "I'm not attracted to you". She called her service and told the scheduler lady, who said shit to console her. That's right, a whore's feelings were hurt because a john didn't want to fuck her. I felt terrible and got way fucked up to forget the whole thing.

Likewise, a friend of mine's roommates ordered an escort up for his birthday once and a chick with a scar on her face showed up. He handed her about $40 and shut the door in her face.

The lesson here: ugly escorts can make money without working.