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no way he's 6'1, look at the second photo where he's riding his invisible big wheel, those are 2 inch tiles under his feet. that means baby booties. and when you're dealt genetic low cards, may as well wear 'em.

he better play it straight, NEVER wind up in custody because meat to the wolves man, that little ass would be up for GRABS, spinner spinner chicken dinner- he'd get passed around like a joint- a joint that tries to fight back, but can't. there's always the one big guy strolling the yard with a white scarf hanging out of his pocket and his bitch has to hold onto it. guess which end of that scarf lil' challenger is getting.

once a titan, a colossus, reduced to a plaything and forced to wear a torn shirt as a demeaning baby bonnet. no dignity, no dignity at all. on the bright side, i've heard that falling asleep in a headlock every night is something you eventually get used to.

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Alex is obviously a fucking bastard midge... The only reason that this discussion has gone on this long is because you guys have fallen for his midget tricks. His out-sized "ceps" only serve to draw your eyes away from his midget proportion fore arms. You can tell he is a midget(and NOT a dwarf)simply by his jaw line and the angle of his skull atop his neck Classic midget styling. I am certain I have tossed motherfuckers in his immediate family.
I respect the lengths he has gone to hide his birth defect and his level of preparation.
I am also willing to street fight him without a lengthy training period

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i've known several short guys that pull major pussy. i've seen short guys knock tall guys out in bars. life isn't just a dog show to some people. maybe in l.a. it is.

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