Here's a fun fact about midgets I learned from a nurse who has had to take care of them. Their arms too short to wipe themselves after they've taken a shit. Nurses are required to wipe their asses for them after they pinch a loaf in hospitals so fungi and bacteria don't get out of control in their cracks.

Every time you see a midget, think about how he's got mad skid marks in his undies because he can't wipe.