no way he's 6'1, look at the second photo where he's riding his invisible big wheel, those are 2 inch tiles under his feet. that means baby booties. and when you're dealt genetic low cards, may as well wear 'em.

he better play it straight, NEVER wind up in custody because meat to the wolves man, that little ass would be up for GRABS, spinner spinner chicken dinner- he'd get passed around like a joint- a joint that tries to fight back, but can't. there's always the one big guy strolling the yard with a white scarf hanging out of his pocket and his bitch has to hold onto it. guess which end of that scarf lil' challenger is getting.

once a titan, a colossus, reduced to a plaything and forced to wear a torn shirt as a demeaning baby bonnet. no dignity, no dignity at all. on the bright side, i've heard that falling asleep in a headlock every night is something you eventually get used to.