Cute puns courtesy of Twitter and Jezebel.com:

fauxfruit: If I order this, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it comes late?

NellMood: It's so beautiful when an electronics company finally becomes a woman...

NellMood: iPads are for 8th graders. I'm waiting for the iTampon, because I prefer to do all my interneting from inside my vagina.

AnnieSaBu: Apple does hate leaks.

PolyHeather: Battery life is up to 10 hours, so I’d say it has adequate overnight protection.

latinchino: I hope 64GB is enough for your heavy flow days!

Red wings aside, the iPad looks like an iPhone for the aged set, designed for arthritic hands and failing eyesight. Like those giant remote controls they sell at Walgreens