This one keeps getting better and better:
"Sandra Bullock Had Anal Sex With Shotgun"
Quote:

Halperin claims that Bullock was penetrated anally by a shotgun, wore a mustache made of human excrement, and had sex with Nazi paraphernalia scattered around the room.


Even if every word of that is made up, it is still completely priceless. Seem absolutely made for XPT.
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