Waaaay down South in the land of cotton,
When sex scandals have turned rotten,
Run away, run away, run away to Hattiesburg.

When Holly Sampson is a-babbling,
And in Teri Weigel you've been dabbling,
Run away, run away, run away to Hattiesburg.

Go to Pine Grove Clinic, Today! Ok?
In Hattiesburg there is a cure for everything but herpes.
Do not delay, get on your way to Pine Grove.
Do what I say and go on down to Pine Grove.




When were finished with your penis,
You won't get it up for Venus,
Run away, run away, run away to Hattiesburg.

If you're addicted to the foxes,
They make your dick like Ryan Knox's
Run away, run away, run away to Hattiesburg.

Go to Pine Grove Clinic, Today! Ok?
In Hattiesburg there is a cure for everything but herpes.
Do not delay, get on your way to Pine Grove.
Do what I say and go on down to Pine Grove.



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