Were you thinking along the lines of raping someone to lose your v-card?. (Ya know the one yer uncle Vl4bddyjm33r tainted in 91'?.)

I mean to a chick, officially. Yeah, we know your inch worm only wants penetrate Adams appLes and that beaver doesn't give you wood. Still...?
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