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#471781 - 01/17/10 09:20 PM Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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#471782 - 01/17/10 09:39 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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Are you suggesting Sam and SM are related?
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#471783 - 01/17/10 11:25 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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yeah what is he trying to say i don't get the monkey thing
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#471784 - 01/17/10 11:39 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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its a constipiracy...







@ Sammy. Congrats on giving birth for the 33rd time! Have an awesome day! Pour some for the homies and stay G, girl. <3


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#471785 - 01/18/10 12:21 AM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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i threw up so much it felt like my heart was going to pop out of place
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#471786 - 01/18/10 01:13 AM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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danggurl, dat youterus be damn takin up up too much room or wtf?




ps. I'd like my monkey account back now. You can borrow it again the next I go to rehab. Thanks.
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#471787 - 01/18/10 01:25 AM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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yeah what is he trying to say i don't get the monkey thing





Monkey is a racist term for black people,now hurry up and finish off your birthday dinner the fried chicken is getting cold and the watermelon is getting hot.
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#471788 - 01/18/10 06:34 AM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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Are you suggesting Sam and SM are related?




yeah what is he trying to say i don't get the monkey thing





Monkey is a racist term for black people,now hurry up and finish off your birthday dinner the fried chicken is getting cold and the watermelon is getting hot.





um i like fried chicken and seedless watermelon
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#471789 - 01/18/10 11:08 AM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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So do I!!! Racist always think that's a taunt when I am totally in on that... Except tap dancing
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#471790 - 01/18/10 11:53 AM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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#471791 - 01/18/10 03:48 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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#471792 - 01/18/10 04:01 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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yeah what is he trying to say i don't get the monkey thing




I'm sure you'll eventually figure it out, Cheeta.
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#471793 - 01/18/10 04:03 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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Happy Birthday!!




omg i loved it. got to rent this fucking movie :iminlove

correct me if i am wrong didn't they get all the chicks to rioting at the end?
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#471794 - 01/18/10 10:35 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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#471795 - 01/18/10 11:05 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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i love that song! every body wants a piece of my chicken finger lickennnnnnnnnnnn
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#471796 - 01/19/10 12:18 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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i love that song! every body wants a piece of my chicken finger lickennnnnnnnnnnn





somewhere during sammura's break from the board she went from crazy alice, to the black chick from clueless played by the lovely stacey dash. I know that a person with that kind of hate inside them can't repress it forever, we all fall down at some point michael.
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#471797 - 01/19/10 12:48 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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i love that song! every body wants a piece of my chicken finger lickennnnnnnnnnnn





somewhere during sammura's break from the board she went from crazy alice, to the black chick from clueless played by the lovely stacey dash. I know that a person with that kind of hate inside them can't repress it forever, we all fall down at some point michael.





shut yo bitch ass up...happy now
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#471798 - 01/19/10 02:08 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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i love that song! every body wants a piece of my chicken finger lickennnnnnnnnnnn





somewhere during sammura's break from the board she went from crazy alice, to the black chick from clueless played by the lovely stacey dash. I know that a person with that kind of hate inside them can't repress it forever, we all fall down at some point michael.





Good God Man
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#471799 - 01/19/10 02:59 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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the lovely stacey dash




Love her eyes!!

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#471800 - 01/19/10 03:03 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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um i like fried chicken and seedless watermelon




I never understood that as a racial epithet.

Who exactly DOESN'T like fried chicken and watermelon??









[I know Tia prefers fried poodle, but other than her ...]
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#471801 - 01/19/10 03:07 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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the lovely stacey dash




Love her eyes!!






Stunning for a 44-year-old.



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#471802 - 01/19/10 03:28 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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^^^ Was she 44 in THAT pic??




If so, it's the 1st time I think I ever found a 44 year old hot.
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#471803 - 01/19/10 03:59 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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^^^ Was she 44 in THAT pic??




If so, it's the 1st time I think I ever found a 44 year old hot.




Here she is almost two years ago.







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#471804 - 01/19/10 04:04 PM Re: Happy 33rd Birthday Sammura
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um i like fried chicken and seedless watermelon




I never understood that as a racial epithet.

Who exactly DOESN'T like fried chicken and watermelon??









[I know Tia prefers fried poodle, but other than her ...]





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#471805 - 02/11/10 11:18 PM Attention Sammura32
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PLEASE CHANGE THE NUMBER IN YOUR NAME AND DELETE YOUR SIGNATURE!



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#471806 - 02/12/10 04:31 PM Re: Attention Sammura32
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PLEASE CHANGE THE NUMBER IN YOUR NAME AND DELETE YOUR SIGNATURE!










yeah i was thinking about doing that



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