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#471617 - 01/17/10 02:36 AM Big Pussy!
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#471618 - 01/17/10 10:24 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Whoever that is...nice vagine!
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#471619 - 01/17/10 11:50 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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What would possess anyone to post an image here as big as 4368px × 2912px? Or just trying to be an asshole?


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#471620 - 01/17/10 11:52 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Darrah, I ask this seriously. Has anyone ever accused you of lacking a sense of humor?
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#471621 - 01/17/10 12:18 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Avalon, I ask this seriously. Has anyone ever accused you of lacking a sense of humor?




1,000 pixels wide would have gotten the job done and the "humor" part of it.



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#471622 - 01/17/10 12:47 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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????


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#471623 - 01/17/10 01:59 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Avalon, I ask this seriously. Has anyone ever accused you of lacking a sense of humor?




1,000 pixels wide would have gotten the job done and the "humor" part of it.






Maybe it's your vagina and he wanted to post it life size?
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#471624 - 01/17/10 04:00 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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What would possess anyone to post an image here as big as 4368px × 2912px? Or just trying to be an asshole?






Oh Hi, I don't think we've met. I'm Fiend but you can call me Mr. Asshole.

Also I thought it was funny and a pussy that pretty really deserves to be seen in as much detail as possible. Am I rite guys??
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#471625 - 01/17/10 04:17 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Nice cunt. She missed a few hairs, though.
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#471626 - 01/17/10 05:22 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Big Pussy and little pussy


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#471627 - 01/17/10 07:48 PM Re: Big Pussy!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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I'm ashamed to say that Bishop on I were on the same page here.



I saw him in Manhattan just after his "execution" on the Sopranos.

He was very friendly. Even shook hands with my dad and I.
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#471628 - 01/17/10 08:14 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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I like you. Don't be ashamed of me..
Get to know me. I bet we have a lot in common
Except the cat thing.. I am a dog person.. The only cats I have ever been fond of were raised around dogs..
I notice you are a fisherman. My grandfather used to take me deep sea fishing out of Barnegat Light every chance he got. I love to fish. Lot for the things we have in common. Not the differences. The only serve to divide us
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#471629 - 01/17/10 09:38 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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I take you at your word and offer my hand. ::shakes::

Quote:

I notice you are a fisherman.






How'd you come to that conclusion?

I like eating fish, but I don't go fishing anymore.

I used to enjoy fishing as a kid, but for some reason I can't deal with rough water anymore. The last time I went fishing, like 1992-3.

Took a boat out from Brooklyn. Once we got out to sea I puked on a couple of guys before most of it went over the side. I spend the entire rest of the trip below watching a Jets pre-season game on the tube and sleeping.


Came home with a ton of cleaned fish, though. Not too many of the fisherman like to eat fish, and some who did gave me a few since they credited my puke with the reason that part of the ship did the best that night.

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#471630 - 01/17/10 10:25 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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*greets with a firm grasp*
Could have sworn I saw a thread with a pic of you holding a string of fish...In any case that is something else we have in common. Without dramamine I would be chumming for shark as well.
No where else but XPT are two guys talking fishing below a giant vagina
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#471631 - 01/18/10 12:06 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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What would possess anyone to post an image here as big as 4368px × 2912px? Or just trying to be an asshole?





I've been partying a little too hard lately and haven't been around to give the troll some attention.



ohhh and he was born an asshole.





That said...










darrihaj, I hope someone sows your fucking lips shut..
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#471632 - 01/18/10 12:15 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Avalon, I hope someone sows your fucking lips shut..




Will they also sow my fingers together too so I won't be able to type what a bitch you are?

nvmnfdyt08745ifsdjgy45tiufhvghksapdgyyhut543;t





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#471633 - 01/18/10 12:51 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Avalon, I hope someone sows your fucking lips shut..




Will they also sow my fingers together too so I won't be able to type what a bitch you are?

nvmnfdyt08745ifsdjgy45tiufhvghksapdgyyhut543;t





Everyone loves to hear about what a bitch I am.(myawesomeself included)


Still, they'll slap chop your fingers off and rape your ass with the middle ones. If we're lucky they'll up in Panzer's food thread and then his tubby tummy.


So I'm thinking: fried man-hating bitchfingers w/ Panzie ketchup and sauerkraut.
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#471634 - 01/18/10 01:26 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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fiend is dane cook limited. Go away.
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#471635 - 01/18/10 10:13 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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. My grandfather used to take me deep sea fishing out of Barnegat Light every chance he got.




You're from Jersey?? Wait...did I know that? Whens the last time you were in Barnegat Light? Cause there was this guy years ago who I...well...yeah..would be interesting if you were he!
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#471636 - 01/18/10 11:02 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Hey Cam... No I grew up in Philly and Downingtown Pa. We used to charter boats out of Barnegat Light...
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#471637 - 01/19/10 03:18 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Could have sworn I saw a thread with a pic of you holding a string of fish...




Ahhh! Fully explained.

That's not me.

That was just a picture I took at the beach boardwalk near my mom's house in Florida.

That guy weighed about 135-140. That's about half of what I weigh now. My muscle mass is over 95 kilos.
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#471638 - 01/19/10 03:24 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Hey Cam... No I grew up in Philly and Downingtown Pa. We used to charter boats out of Barnegat Light...





so you used to see them fools in the water (schuylkill river) rowing.....idiots....team of idiots

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#471639 - 01/19/10 11:44 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Ahhh, Fairmount Park, Dino!!
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#471640 - 01/20/10 12:18 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Boathouse Row

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#471641 - 01/20/10 01:41 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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@fiend..I pulled that same pic...Ok I am officially homesick now

Belmont Plateau.Philly's own lover's lane. All I need now is a rack of pretzels


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#471642 - 01/20/10 05:58 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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You only miss Philly till you go back and then 10 minutes later you remember why wanted to leave the last time.
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#471643 - 01/20/10 05:59 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Boathouse Row






That was always a pleasant site to see as I surfed and slalomed the rough road and potholes of the Schuylkill Expressway in the 80s.



I don't know how the road is now, but in the mid-80s to early-90s, it was the worst highway I've ever driven. That includes the darkest days of the BQE.
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#471644 - 01/20/10 12:38 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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You only miss Philly till you go back and then 10 minutes later you remember why wanted to leave the last time.




True story! Boathouse row is pretty at night all lit up though.

Nice place to visit,but i wouldnt live there again
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#471645 - 01/20/10 05:00 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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@fiend..I pulled that same pic...Ok I am officially homesick now

Belmont Plateau.Philly's own lover's lane. All I need now is a rack of pretzels




Are you from ol' Filthy, you "ugly fucking nigger"?
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#471646 - 01/20/10 07:27 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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You only miss Philly till you go back and then 10 minutes later you remember why wanted to leave the last time.





Philly, the only city that Baltimore can make fun of.

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#471647 - 01/20/10 07:57 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Quote:

Quote:

You only miss Philly till you go back and then 10 minutes later you remember why wanted to leave the last time.





Philly, the only city that Baltimore can make fun of.





Might have been true at some point. But, after Modell moved the team and won a Super Bowl, you have to add Cleveland to the list.
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#471648 - 01/21/10 05:38 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Philly, the only city that Baltimore can make fun of.




You’ve never been to Detroit, have you?
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#471649 - 01/21/10 10:56 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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You people make me sick. How in the shit does this have 30 plus responses and each one being more boring and irrelevant than the last.
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#471650 - 01/21/10 12:19 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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You people make me sick. How in the shit does this have 30 plus responses and each one being more boring and irrelevant than the last.




GO start some interesting threads where you can talk with yourself using some of your alts Monkey.
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#471651 - 01/21/10 02:01 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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That's What She Said.
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#471652 - 01/21/10 05:29 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Buh-dumph
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#471653 - 01/23/10 06:07 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Bish, did you ever go up to Hippy Hill in Valley Forge Park in the spring and early summer??
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#471654 - 01/23/10 06:21 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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alright...someone get bish a cheese steak.....you can find my wallet somewhere on south street.

I am in my fantasy suite over in KOP.....




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#471655 - 01/23/10 07:39 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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I used to "know" the manager of Macy's in King of Prussia.

Wonder if she still hates me ...



Is "the Blob" theatre still up in Phoenixville or did they tear it down?
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#471656 - 01/25/10 08:15 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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alright...someone get bish a cheese steak.....you can find my wallet somewhere on south street.

I am in my fantasy suite over in KOP.....








WOW, eerie. I used to stay in that place when I was on the Allentown-Abrams pool. The theme rooms were creepy, meant for one night stands with hookers & painfully in need of renovation.
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#471657 - 01/25/10 09:13 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Allentown-Abrams pool.




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#471658 - 01/25/10 09:42 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Railroad, Fatty, railroad. The yard down the hill, along the Sure Kill River, is called Abrams.
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#471659 - 01/25/10 10:51 AM Re: Big Pussy!
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Railroad, Fatty, railroad. The yard down the hill, along the Sure Kill River, is called Abrams.




Thx!!
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#471660 - 01/26/10 08:11 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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You people make me sick. How in the shit does this have 30 plus responses and each one being more boring and irrelevant than the last.



This is XPT, where have YOU been, Monks?
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#471661 - 01/26/10 11:36 PM Re: Big Pussy!
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Flashback creepy Eric,
My grandparents took me to a dinner theater in that hotel as a kid.I later went back there for one of those "fake stereo sales"as an adult..
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