I knew this one girl, all she did was watch celebrity dance competitions every night after work, and eventually she went completely stupid.




its not a skirt, its not pants. its.. SKRANTS by, well who else, sunny lane




<cue TV commercial music> "and you know what? life's better with lithium!"




yes you heard right, i'll be joining the Rams line next season. pretty excited actually.




"jaegermeister for breck-fussst!" penny declares rehab 'still going good.'




"we met on eHarmony"




there's something to like about this girl. can you spot it? neither can i.




seriously if you compare to her photos from last year, do the maths, next year is pretty much just a skeleton sitting there in red lingerie.




"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!"





trisha "mutha fuckin" rey signing at the craigslist booth




faye faye puts in the usual amount of effort.




bags under your eyes like shelly lubben and you're only TWENTY = time to pump the brakes.




next stop fake brain cancer. cry. get donations. GTFO, next.




"your sugarcubes. give them to me."




yeah the candles were my idea, as was this tarp i'll coil your lifeless body in later, but i'd love to introduce you to my action figures some time.




advertising the bunny ranch- you're doing it wrong.




"L... L... no Larry, L... good boy! now A... A..."




"tits or GTFO" - party crasher Sal Mckvey given the ultimatum.




ahh, inappropriate gifting, the scurge of PW public relations. nothing combines i love you with terror quite like custom engraved glass dedicated to you by a large man in 2" thick glasses.




c'mon just one more bump alex please baby i'll suck a dick baybee.




look phoenix, we all know the ending. there’s not really any surprise or twist. why not just jump in and... okay, that’s my phone… it’s my lawyer, I really should take this… okay my lawyer says to disregard, that it's not your fault, it was never your fault, and really, this whole tawdry business cheapens us all.

And thank you! ^^^^^
I miss the camera of death and monkey style, but well done sir, well done.

Nice effort. The internet address in the pics is a good idea, although it's doubtful they'll circulate much and draw someone here. The board's a regular graveyard these days, even with some old members occasionally droppping a courtesy post here and there.

Ya... that's a big bitch.. She's rockin the kinda thick where you could three step swing a 2x4 attack on her upper back and she never flinches. She just watches the wood explode up into the ceiling and walls and slowly turns and smiles.


I'd like to punch her in her man elbows... I don't know why.

Separated at death?.

Thank you, Mark. Excellent!!!

Good stuff Brutha.

Is that Jorge Posada chatting up the whore in the pic Northrop quoted?

Well done Mark! I laughed. I cried. It's the feel good post of the year.

I met her in a club down in old Soho where they
drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry
cola C-O-L-A cola
she walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said
Lola L-O-L-A Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she sqeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candle light
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
and said "dear boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes, well I almost fell for my
Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lo lo lo lo Lo - la
Lola Lo lo lo lo Lo - la Lo lo lo lo Lo - la

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor

I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girl will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man"

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad that I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

I loved every caption!

Excellent Mark! You da man!

Good god at amy reid smiling, scaryyyyyyyyyyyyy and man tera patrick hit the wall at nascar speed,

our buddy w ava rose


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You people are mean.





Mean, I say.

^^^ You want her to admit that she isn't even desirable enough to attract a dangerous stalker? Or at least a over-zealous retard who might recognize her from Cinemax or something?

I've never been into Tera, but is she truly too pathetic even for the likes of say Swami, or Bonehead1 or AC Cream??

Boy, that's tragic.