You could always go off into the woods and leave them there like a perverted Johnny Appleseed.

When I was 11 we found a Giant Eagle bag of Hustler's and Oui's off a trail in Frick Park and then when I went on a camping trip in high school we found a moving box filled with 70's swingers magazines in a state park.

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