CATEGORY: Back 2 School Tips:

1. Pencil = shiv.

2. Piano wire = shoelace. While old fashioned, piano wire is a great weapon of choice and extremely cathartic.

3. Padlock tied to shoelace = effective.

4. Anthrax & chalk dust look the same

5. Know when to ask out the sweet feathery gash in chem = http://flojuggler.com