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There's a girl here named Electrostatic. She has a Ted Bundy fetish. I think she's turned on by criminals. You might want to introduce yourself. Perhaps if it's a match, I can hook War Machine up with her bff and y'all can double date.

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No, the Bundy thing is all about his brains, looks, and charm. Not the crimes he committed. I have terrible self-esteem, so I'll automatically bone anybody, that doesn't mean I'd date them. I only have and will date guys who look like they should be on Jersey Shore.