'Ol Harvey gets a lot of the same questions repeated over. So I'll lay it all out this once and once only. Now I've mentioned my extended vacation courtesy of The People of the State of California. And much like the A-Team (respect) Old Harvey went down on crimes he straight up didn't commit. None that I can remember is all.

Back on the outside now and things ain't all that different. 9/11 gave a lot of you folks your first dose of fight or flight, but see I live by that shit. I wake up to it. And so does Skullfucker 2. BTW, he is a she, and she just gave birth to a litter of stone fucking killers, so if you want a pet hamster for the kids OR the pit fighting circuit, let me know. I'll even file the teeth for you as a fucking token. Straight up razors Harvey style.

Why am I here, two words. Franchise Opportunities. If you think you got what it takes then take a seat at the table. Otherwise step off. No rats and no smokers please. So that's it for now, I got this prom-queen cunt waiting in the basement. She should be hungry enough by now. I'll take y'all out with the family photos.

-H

My old partner, hair-lip Tommy



Artist rendering of yours fucking truly



Skullfucker 2



My parole officer



My ride



My brother Rick



My old lady up in Margrave



The parents



Old halfway house



Straight up can't remember. Why it's special. Bout a beautiful fuckin thing.



That's all she wrote brother.