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"Under the enhanced compliance procedures, which apply to most pre-recorded programmes, every second of material to be broadcast must be watched or listened to check for unacceptable content, and a seven-page form must be filled out... One senior manager said there was a "major crisis" about a Radio 3 broadcast of the Benjamin Britten opera, The Turn of the Screw, in which a schoolboy character, Miles, sings Latin slang terms for male genitalia... There were even moves to vet the ringing of church bells on Radio 4."

They should be monitoring their disgruntled Pakis with such diligence.