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#470578 - 01/12/10 12:58 PM
gia's friend. back
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
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Some of you know me as Gia's friend Chilledstoli (now chilled_stoli). I recently got laid off from work, so just wanted to say hello again, as I know have, erhm, ass-loads of time on my hands...
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#470580 - 01/12/10 01:06 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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I remember you. You were the bitch that wouldn't show her tits. That was bullshit then and it's bullshit now. Tits or GTFO. In other words, welcome back. 
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#470583 - 01/12/10 01:25 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
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Journalism? I was.
Now I'm in PR because I'm a turncoat whore. An even shittier market. Although, I hear Tiger could use some advice.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470585 - 01/12/10 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hey Raperface, you kissing Dane Cross's ass is not PR. Or was that DeBojangles? I get you two mixed up.
Welcome back Stoli. Weird, we talk everyday and I've been scolding you HOW MANY times to post here again?
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#470586 - 01/12/10 01:49 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Welcome back C_S.
I also had some time off as of late so I can relate to your situation. Still married?.
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#470587 - 01/12/10 01:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Yes, she is. They are still going strong and bought a house.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#470588 - 01/12/10 02:08 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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Gia et al- Bisous!
Still married, bought another house, and now I'm laid off. Swell. Although I did have an interview yesterday. I love what I do, but all that high falootin' bull like events management and pr consulting has been scaled waaay back in DC due to the economy. Perhaps I should consider being a senator's mistress?
And I'm not going to show my tits or GTFO so there's really no need to say that in every post xxoo
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470590 - 01/12/10 02:38 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Ya ignore the tards c_s.. they have no clue how to act around women they can't call "whore" so they just lash out and you get what we see here today.
Since you're unemployed you might want to consider working for Whack! Magazine in your free time. I know a guy.
Just so you know when I say "free time" and "working for Whack! Magazine" that shit all means the same thing. It's exactly like being unemployed but probably pays better only because you don't have to pay for gas to get nowhere.
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#470593 - 01/12/10 04:36 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Just in case you didn't know, the welcome wagon that just greeted and welcomed you back is DARRAH, who RUNS the PORN BLOG Porn Star BabbleON. She cannot post under her "original" name because she bad-mouthed Jeff and continues to do so.
If you have Twitter ,she will want you to add her so she can be a porn insider, like she so badly wants to be.
Or, You might receive this form invitation, which she sends to all women in porn.--Could you email me at ps_babylon (at) yahoo (dot) com? There's something important I want to tell you. Thanks!
Ask her what happened to her accounts.
Welcome back.
Are you feeling okay or forgot to take your medications again? You've ruined ANOTHER thread just so to be my shadow and stalk whatever I write.
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#470594 - 01/12/10 04:41 PM
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Did you expect c_s to know who you were?.
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#470595 - 01/12/10 04:46 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Did you expect c_s to know who you were?.
Excuse me? I don't care. How does me saying hello to someone turn around to all of this shit? All I said was "Sorry to hear about you getting laid off. Welcome back! What happened to your other account?"
Oh I forgot what forum I'm on. I should have wished death on her, called her a whore, and posted pictures of dead people, right?
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#470596 - 01/12/10 04:48 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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You so obviously care but that's not really the point.
It was nice of you to welcome her back wasn't it?.
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#470597 - 01/12/10 05:05 PM
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Faith & Begorrah...
Welcome back, Stoli. Ignore the troglodytes.
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#470600 - 01/12/10 05:32 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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Like your squirrel vs dog thread?
Or posting the story that Artie Lange tried to off himself?
What the fuck do you think this is ? TMZ??
The squirrel and dog post was cute and there are many dog lovers on this forum. So I posted it.
What's the difference between me posting Artie tried to kill himself or others posting how Brittany Murphy and Casey Johnson died?
This is the off topic board where people are suppose to post what they want instead of having people like you dictate to them and tell them how they should speak or write or post.
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#470601 - 01/12/10 05:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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^^^^^^^^^^^
Thick as a brick.
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#470602 - 01/12/10 05:36 PM
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#470606 - 01/12/10 06:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Welcome back. Thanks in advance for any contribution you wish to make. Tits or no tits. ===================================== Drrh: Quote:
I should have ... posted pictures of dead people, right?
Yes, you should have. The more horrible the better. Do work!
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#470607 - 01/12/10 09:22 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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Hi folksy folks, It was more than just a lost password...perhaps my huzzband tapped into my account and messed with it. And I'm extremely creeped out that there's still a pic of my breasts floating about LOL 
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
-Nabokov
"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470608 - 01/12/10 09:44 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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You can rest assured that every pic of Gigi ever posted on this site is still floating around.
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"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#470612 - 01/13/10 08:51 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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HI!!! Thank you for the encouragement. No I did not fuck Tiger, and would not because he's a GOLFER.
To quote the great film Caddyshack TWO "Golf, golf, sounds like you've got something stuck in your throat."
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
-Nabokov
"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470613 - 01/14/10 06:48 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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...I now have, erhm, ass-loads of time on my hands...
tell us more about these ass loads
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#470614 - 01/14/10 08:18 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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To quote the great film Caddyshack TWO
Holy shit that's funny 
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#470616 - 01/14/10 05:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Can you get Gia to eat something?
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Amo i Gemelli!! 
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#470618 - 01/14/10 09:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hey baby, wanna trigger each other and do ballet barre sometime?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#470620 - 01/14/10 09:41 PM
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I think you two may have just retconned the Gag Factor franchise.
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#470621 - 01/14/10 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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yesssss. i hate when people use that sloppy marilyn monroe as an example of the ideal body type for that era. like, oh yeah? audrey hepburn, anyone? thank you. i rest my case.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#470622 - 01/14/10 09:54 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
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I know men and women are different. But Marilyn Monroe had a dumpy body, much like today's "ingenue" (barf) Scarlett Johanwhater. As for me, this is beauty. I rest MY case: http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Hepburn,%20Audrey/Annex/Annex%20-%20Hepburn,%20Audrey%20%28Funny%20Face%29_11.jpg
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470623 - 01/14/10 09:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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404, babe.
better to save image to desktop then attach image with the ubb code box, which has all the tags for ya. in the end, it'll look like your post but with an indication of attachment on top. the rest is tricky. but we will take it from there. you'll get it eventually.
you gotta learn these things cuz i want you to start a what are you wearing thread.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#470625 - 01/14/10 10:02 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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I forgot about that crap. Ok, here is what I want to be wearing as a test run. I'll stop now. 
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470626 - 01/14/10 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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I normally love you, but any off shoot of the Herve Leger bandage dress is long time done and gone.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#470627 - 01/14/10 10:08 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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it's knit. Not elastic. Must see in person.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
-Nabokov
"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470628 - 01/14/10 10:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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ah. ok. is it marc jacobs? it's so his colors.
btw, my fave designer now is alexander wang. his shit is everything i wear now, just the uber expensive/ gorgeous fabrics version.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#470629 - 01/14/10 10:19 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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No, it's Alexander McQueen.
I like Wang, very nice. I'm really into Naeem Kahn right now. Sumptuous, sensual stuff I would have nowhere to wear.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
-Nabokov
"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470630 - 01/14/10 10:23 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
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Alexpander Wang would be a great porn name.
Just say'n.
Carry on.
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#470631 - 01/14/10 10:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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mcqueen's too impractical for me right now. yes, even in my imaginary world where i'm size zero and have expendable income. [onelinerlarry]all about the wang.[/onelinerlarry]
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#470636 - 01/15/10 08:52 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
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can I just say that is the only attractive (in my opinion) picture I've ever seen of Scar? I just think she has a mushy, unelegant, dopey face. The bewbs are nice, but overall, smaller ones always look hotter to me. I think Audrey is SO beautiful, but she's definitely a woman's woman. If I could choose a woman of that time who is a combination of a man's woman and a woman's woman, I'd pick the smoking Rita Hayworth and Ava Gardner. They were also NOT mushy looking. 
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470640 - 01/15/10 09:58 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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True we were discussing the 50s...but no women of that era can work it like the 40s except Audrey and I adore Natalie Wood. But the 40s... Lauren Bacall
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
-Nabokov
"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470641 - 01/15/10 10:02 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
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Kirsten Dunst is butt-fucking ugly, yes.
I'm not one of those women who gets went for homely chicks just because I want to feel hotter. But my dream women of today are Mila Jovovich, Jennifer Connelly, Natalie Portman, Michelle Rodriguez, Lucy Liu and Zoey Saldana. Just trying to be ecumenical to the races.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470642 - 01/15/10 10:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Agreement on NYC's Ms. Perske and SF's Ms. Zakharenko. I don't know why I didn't think of Natalie myself. 
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#470643 - 01/15/10 10:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Kirsten Dunst is butt-fucking ugly, yes.
Women seem to agree on this.  I like her.
Mila Jovovich, yes. [looks a bit like friend mentioned above]
Jennifer Connelly, Definitely. [I saw her on Spring/Lafayette in 2001 without makeup HOT!]
Natalie Portman, hell, yes. [Saw her on stage in 1998, but it doesn't count. She was a kid then].
Michelle Rodriguez, OK.
Lucy Liu, Pass. [Seen her in NYC, too. Better looking on screen.]
Zoey Saldana, no idea who that is. I'm going to pretend you said Zooey Deschanel, though I fear she's in the same sorority with Dunst and Johansson.
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Just trying to be ecumenical to the races.
Not too balanced though. Two Yids, one Asian.
So far you've got 3 hot daughters of Sarah and one puffy-faced mush of a half-Jew. [not counting "convert" Liz].
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#470644 - 01/15/10 10:24 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
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Zoey Saldana is black, Michelle Rodriguez is latina.
Zooey Deschanel is heavenly. Dead wrong there. I'd marry her. If I were gay, and stuff.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470647 - 01/16/10 09:13 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
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I love Mariska for the same reason I am obsessed with Michelle Rodriguez, tough, sexy, kinda butchy yet definitely femme. Heavenly.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
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#470648 - 01/16/10 09:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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miranda kerr, blake lively, kate beckinsdale, lacey chabert, eliza d, mila j.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#470649 - 01/16/10 09:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
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miranda kerr, blake lively, kate beckinsdale, lacey chabert, eliza d, mila j.
I loathe Kate Beckinsale for some reason. I can't with her.
I would also like to nominate Isla Fisher, Lindsay Lohan (pre-crack), Kate Moss (pre and post-crack), Laetitia Costa. And as much as I hate to admit it, Jessica Alba.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
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#470653 - 01/17/10 08:50 PM
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Hobo, you're trying too hard.
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#470656 - 01/18/10 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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I met a lovely object named "Aiyoona" from Minsk last week at this club ....
I pretended she was you, it was a smile and a boner she did not understand and everytime I called her "Stoli" she flagged the waitress down, fuck me...I did get to practice my Russian with her though, but I haven't mastered "800 bucks to E-jerk-u-late into your open mouth...", something is lost in the subtle differences betwixt the Ukrainian and Russian dialect.
Rubles do not cut it with these chicks...
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#470657 - 01/18/10 08:20 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
Posts: 57
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how much do i want Isla Fisher????????????? Woah.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
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"I am a very stylish girl."
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#470659 - 01/18/10 08:26 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/09
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meant to write: Da Burgler, I have missed you.
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"Nothing is more exhilarating than philistine vulgarity."
-Nabokov
"I am a very stylish girl."
-Patricia Neal, Breakfast at Tiffany's
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#470661 - 01/18/10 10:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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^^^Sir, your avatar looks like it would date this Hedy lady you speak of.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#470664 - 01/19/10 09:28 AM
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how much do i want Isla Fisher????????????? Woah.
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#470666 - 01/20/10 10:01 AM
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#470668 - 01/20/10 08:39 PM
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 I get wood everytime I see that scene where Mee-shell Fife-er is at the table with Al, and she is a total Pill addled Addict.... having a woman as gorgeous as that, tethered to you and your whims and desires via chemicals, a relationship based entirely on quid pro quo mechanics where unconditional LOVE is no where to be found, replaced instead by pure narcissistic survival instinct (i.e. the selfishness addicts manifest in the form of willingness to do ANYTHING to get their chemical du jour, with female whores cashing in on their sex appeal, turning the desire of males like me to E-jerk-u-late into her open mouth and outstretched tongue into Ca$h or pills).... I'd never wish Miss Gian Jergens harm, but I cannot help fantasizing that, just prior to her manifesting these awesomely incredible acts against nature (click here for incredible awesome unnatural sex acts: Gobble ), she takes "Daddy Burg" aside in a room and begs for 5 (five) 10 mg White lies and promises later that night to gobble 5 loads from moi....I mean, it is not necessary in Gia's case, cuz she luvs it anyway, and a simple, minor shopping spree at the Nord will get me there, but still, the complete helplessness of a (BEAUTIFUL) pill whore staring your peehole straight up is just .... of course, having a beautfiul woman like Michelle Pfeifer, Or Stoli, or Gia staring at your peehole waiting for the spurt is in itself a hallmark moment, pills or not....
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#470669 - 01/29/10 09:11 AM
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Bump! What's up chilled_stoli!!! Just saying hi!  -Tritone
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#470670 - 01/30/10 08:56 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Thank you, Tritone. Good to hear from you.
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"I am a very stylish girl."
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#470671 - 01/30/10 09:48 PM
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Kate Beckinsdale ... 
Kate x100
She is Perfect, the bod, the accent, cool movies in leather bodysuit.
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#470675 - 01/31/10 09:18 PM
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No no, just a personal preference for curves I guess. Plus, I rode sidecar down eating disorder highway and I'm never doing it again. So many girls are so goddamned hot yet get hung up on that bullshit. I just don't understand, and never will
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#470676 - 02/01/10 08:04 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Kate Beckinsale said she "suffered from anorexia for many years."
YAWN.
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