Word on the inside is that JM's turkey shoots pay out easy milk money to anyone that's been away on a vacation courtesy of "The People of the State of California". And no fucking background checks neither, brother. Straight up respect.
Yes indeedy, 'Ol Harvey would not mind a crack at greasing a few birds, maybe even lay down the double lightning bolts on a forehead or two, time permitting. 10 years and a man is bound to backed up, unless he's been titty bumping with the fucking queers, in which case he himself is a fucking queer, and only goes to Bukkake shoots for the sweet scent of testosterone in the air. Better not find any quack like that up in MY armpits when cameras roll or it's straight up disrespect and he'll get the privilege of jerking himself bloody with a fistful of teeth until i say boo, partner.
Same goes for eye contact. That's straight up soft mockery, understand? These punks need to know just what they're subscribing to when they lock eyes with me. Most likely its going to be my gold standard pumpkinhead service. That said, blastin off in the company of other men ain't exactly a new problem for Old Harvey, and not for any reasons you might imagine. Straight up duck to water. One question, they say there's no touchin but can you smell the girl while you're warmin up the batter? No reason, just that I find it helps my process along. I'm thinkin Chanel No. 5, just like mother, you? -H
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