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#470403 - 01/11/10 03:52 PM the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	has Mullen attacked anyone as Smelley Monkey that he needs to worry about? will he return? _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#470404 - 01/11/10 04:02 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
XPT RIP AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 529	monica foster is going to rip his face off.
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#470405 - 01/11/10 04:14 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Does this mean that Desi Foxx was right? _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#470406 - 01/11/10 04:20 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: monica foster is going to rip his face off. interesting - they worked together on the Cosby Show spoof _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#470407 - 01/11/10 04:29 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	This amuses me to no end, but not half as much as it amuses Smelly Monkey, I'd wager. For years it was assumed Monkey was Jules Jordan. That theory made a lot more sense.
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#470408 - 01/11/10 04:36 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Unless permanent emotional damage has been inflicted, Monkey is not amused. Hey Cokie! How come nothing on this "mudshark"?? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#470409 - 01/11/10 05:02 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: This amuses me to no end, but not half as much as it amuses Smelly Monkey, I'd wager. For years it was assumed Monkey was Jules Jordan. That theory made a lot more sense. Agreed... It always made me chuckle that Monks and Jenna J shared the same initials. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#470410 - 01/11/10 05:22 PM Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mullen
â€ â€ â€ Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	SM = Mike Moz, he's the ex-husband of Stormy Daniels and business partner of Monstar + Teagan Durden. Post edited by Tod Hunter (01/11/10 08:29 PM) Attachments 462801-40178722.jpg (21 downloads)
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#470411 - 01/11/10 05:41 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mullen
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Quote: SM = Mike Moz, he's the ex-husband of Stormy Daniels and business partner of Monstar + Teagan Durden. Post edited by Tod Hunter (01/11/10 08:29 PM) Wrong. Not guessing here. Years ago even Jeff Steward casually stated that Monkey was Jeff Mullen (several times) when it wasn't yet considered a secret. You could also ask Electro for the pics Jeff Mullen sent of himself as Monkey. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#470412 - 01/11/10 05:46 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Tod Hunter really needs to shut its cocksucker. @ Coke...what happened to "wrongo"?. Those were good times bro. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#470413 - 01/11/10 06:16 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	The word "delusional" comes to mind in this thread. You people have a better shot at borrowing delanojuices car than you do figuring out who the Monkey is. And by the way- why would you want to do so? Edit: Jeff also once said I was the real Ron Jeremy when it was crystal clear to him that I was not. "The boss" isn't above encouraging a little mayhem when it serves his purposes. Who could blame him?
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#470414 - 01/11/10 06:23 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I could blame him but then that would be you pointing the finger at him, yes?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#470415 - 01/11/10 06:32 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: This amuses me to no end, but not half as much as it amuses Smelly Monkey, I'd wager. For years it was assumed Monkey was Jules Jordan. That theory made a lot more sense. No it didn't and I will man-up and assume full responsibility for that. Jules Jordan WAS not Smelly Monkey in any way shape or form and was not likely to be harmed by being linked to the monkey.. So when someone (who I will not out.. anymore than I am willing to out Monks) jumped to that conclusion, I confirmed it in a test of confidence. It worked out all the way around. The person I thought I could trust leaked the bad intel, which didn't affect Jules and the Monkey remains untouched...If I owe Jules an apology then this is it.. I am sure he is chilling in his castle with his playmate and does not give a fuck!!!! If he does... he knows how to reach me... Let's finally put that rumor to bed... Perfect example of how porn people talk too fucking much.... _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#470416 - 01/11/10 06:35 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Bishop you are talking about Sammura. She hardly counts as "porn people". After all her tit milk tastes like bacon water.
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#470417 - 01/11/10 06:36 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
â€ â€ â€ Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	@Coke - a garden goblin look-a-like would never post pictures of Noel Gallagher or Kubrick here. I've heard Smelly Monkey is the rapist of Dr. Mitch - don't know if it true.
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#470418 - 01/11/10 06:40 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mullen
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Quote: SM = Mike Moz, he's the ex-husband of Stormy Daniels and business partner of Monstar + Teagan Durden. Post edited by Tod Hunter (01/11/10 08:29 PM) Wrong. Not guessing here. Years ago even Jeff Steward casually stated that Monkey was Jeff Mullen (several times) when it wasn't yet considered a secret. You could also ask Electro for the pics Jeff Mullen sent of himself as Monkey. Wrong again.... That was an inside joke...based on a joke that started here on this board.... What I love about this whole who shot J.R. clusterfuck is how the truth is so close to your noses that you cant see it. I will tell you this truth because I know that it will only confuse you more and add to the legend of the one who's true identity I will take to the grave.... The monkey also post here under it's true identity.... _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#470419 - 01/11/10 06:57 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Bishop you are talking about Sammura. She hardly counts as "porn people". After all her tit milk tastes like bacon water. I am out on the whole"use of the interwebs to hurt people IRL routine" I am not going to name any names in that episode other than the fact that Smelly Monkey getting linked to Jules Jordan was my fault. I accept full responsibilty... _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#470420 - 01/11/10 07:13 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mullen
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Coke, your obsession is unhealthy. I might just give you my number after all. Love, . Hey Bishop!, How's it going? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#470421 - 01/11/10 07:27 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mullen
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	I'm super Electro!!! and I hope you are SUPER TOO!!! Attachments 462847-biggayal.jpg (7 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#470422 - 01/11/10 07:31 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Bishop you are talking about Sammura. She hardly counts as "porn people". After all her tit milk tastes like bacon water. I am out on the whole"use of the interwebs to hurt people IRL routine" I am not going to name any names in that episode other than the fact that Smelly Monkey getting linked to Jules Jordan was my fault. I accept full responsibilty... So you're saying we should key on the S M bit then?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#470423 - 01/11/10 07:41 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mullen
Coke banned by Monkey Whoremaster Registered: 06/22/07 Posts: 2656 Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43	Gee, Smelly Monkey must be 5 steps ahead of everyone. Long before Jeff Mullen's name came up, Smelly sent Electro a Mullen-looking pic in a lame attempt to get titty shots. _________________________ "You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: meh, cause i can"
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#470424 - 01/11/10 07:44 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Coke is about a week away from hitting full stride. I knew he was getting his step back with the hamster attack on Conq but now he's really starting to kick up some dust. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#470425 - 01/11/10 07:48 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	I'm with Bornyo on this one.. Why not just be grateful for all of the great times that we have shared here with the Monkey at the helm... His posts made me stop lurking and reg.. He has also helped me grow as a person by challenging what I believe to be funny... I also value both persona and see nothing to be gained by "unmasking" I say leave it alone.. It would also be very anti-climactic... Most of you would likely feel like you should have known... and some of you will have nothing left to live for... _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#470426 - 01/11/10 08:05 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mullen
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: I'm super Electro!!! and I hope you are SUPER TOO!!! I'm SUPER! Thanks for asking!<3 _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#470427 - 01/11/10 08:30 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
JasonH Gay For Pay Registered: 02/15/07 Posts: 954	Quote: Unless permanent emotional damage has been inflicted, Monkey is not amused. Hey Cokie! How come nothing on this "mudshark"?? Who is she? _________________________ Why do you black guys like to ruin white girls? I guess for the same reason you like to ruin white neighborhoods. -NitneLiun
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#470428 - 01/11/10 08:31 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Sammura33 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/25/04 Posts: 449 Loc: illy-noise	well you are right people in porn talk to much and are liers _________________________ Re: FUCK YOU From: Smelly Monkey I love you bitch FUCK YOU LOOKN AT?
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#470429 - 01/11/10 08:45 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Barry the Pirate Porn Jesus Registered: 12/09/08 Posts: 8433 Loc: Great Pacific Northwest	Electro once told me she was Smelly Monkey. She acted like it was supposed to mean something, but I never really gave a shit about who was whose alt. Barry _________________________ Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#470430 - 01/11/10 09:00 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
one liner larry Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/02/09 Posts: 144	Quote: I'm with Bornyo on this one.. Why not just be grateful for all of the great times that we have shared here with the Monkey at the helm... His posts made me stop lurking and reg.. He has also helped me grow as a person by challenging what I believe to be funny... I also value both persona and see nothing to be gained by "unmasking" I say leave it alone.. It would also be very anti-climactic... Most of you would likely feel like you should have known... and some of you will have nothing left to live for... Hey whoa, I agree with this eggplant, hey just know that he never is or was seth dickens, whoa or cameroone keyes. 14-16 jan funny bone houston, texas, from 7. _________________________
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#470431 - 01/11/10 09:37 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Electro told me I was Smelly Monkey. Here's the quote: Quote: You're smelly, monkey! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#470432 - 01/12/10 12:31 AM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7600 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	I have never cared. Ever.... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#470433 - 01/12/10 03:59 AM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
Houstondon AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/11/07 Posts: 451 Loc: Houston	Quote: Edit: Jeff also once said I was the real Ron Jeremy when it was crystal clear to him that I was not. "The boss" isn't above encouraging a little mayhem when it serves his purposes. Who could blame him? He also encouraged a psychotic performer named Lockwood to think Bornyo and I were the same person, resulting in my eventual smackdown of him out of mainstream porn. _________________________ "I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again
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#470434 - 01/12/10 04:59 AM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	You might be giving him too much credit there. Lockwood also thought Conky and Conquistador were the same person. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#470435 - 01/12/10 05:36 AM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Smelly Monkey is Dave Pounder.
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#470436 - 01/12/10 07:08 AM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
delanoojos Internet Tough Guy Registered: 05/18/09 Posts: 890 Loc: Midwest / Florida	Quote: The word "delusional" comes to mind in this thread. You people have a better shot at borrowing delanojuices car than you do figuring out who the Monkey is. And by the way- why would you want to do so? Edit: Jeff also once said I was the real Ron Jeremy when it was crystal clear to him that I was not. "The boss" isn't above encouraging a little mayhem when it serves his purposes. Who could blame him? My car is available at any time to any PW. _________________________ I want to Bust a nut in that bitches right eye
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#470437 - 01/12/10 12:07 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Darrah Ford's ghost Sex Slave Trader Registered: 06/06/09 Posts: 1321	Quote: Quote: Unless permanent emotional damage has been inflicted, Monkey is not amused. Hey Cokie! How come nothing on this "mudshark"?? Who is she? The image tag says Minka Kelly, Derek Jeter's fiance.
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#470438 - 01/12/10 04:04 PM The outing of One Liner Larry
â€ â€ â€ Pervert Registered: 11/01/09 Posts: 2141	One Liner Larry is Smelly Monkey!
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#470439 - 01/12/10 04:13 PM Re: The outing of One Liner Larry
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Makunouchi Ippo is Smelly Monkey! _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#470440 - 01/12/10 05:14 PM Re: The outing of One Liner Larry
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	Everyone is an alt. That's the beauty of the internet. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#470441 - 01/12/10 05:49 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Smelly Monkey is Dave Pounder. This is all funny till Monica runs into Dave Pounder... Let's at least blame someone who can defend their self in a street fight.. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#470442 - 01/12/10 06:07 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Read and weep Bishop.
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#470443 - 01/12/10 06:59 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Then it must be true.... _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#470444 - 01/12/10 10:27 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
Dick Dastardly Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/06 Posts: 4470	Quote: Smelly Monkey is Dave Pounder. You love to instigate!! _________________________ Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#470445 - 01/12/10 10:50 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I don't give a fuck who smelly monkey is. To dissect his identity would be to put Fonzie in a corduroy sport coat with suede elbow patches and make him teach auto shop all over again. Even if you had his real pic, you'd never get a straight answer out of the Monkey, so just let it go. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#470446 - 01/13/10 12:41 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	More important, does Smelly Monkey do IR? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#470447 - 01/13/10 03:30 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	Who is Virgil Madson??? _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#470448 - 01/13/10 03:41 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I'm more interested in Virgil Riley Runnels Jr. than this discussion.
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#470449 - 01/13/10 03:45 PM Re: Smelly Monkey is NOT Jeff Ryder or Will Mulle
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Smelly Monkey is Dave Pounder. You love to instigate!! And as seen on film he likes to.. procreate infiltrate masturbate devastate be fellate(d) cohabitate(holes) menstruate..wait, what?. naww incarcerate(d).(aww wtf is happening here) STOP sorry _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#470450 - 01/13/10 08:47 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: well you are right people in porn talk to much and are liers Fucking sammura. Quote: I don't give a fuck who smelly monkey is. To dissect his identity would be to put Fonzie in a corduroy sport coat with suede elbow patches and make him teach auto shop all over again. Even if you had his real pic, you'd never get a straight answer out of the Monkey, so just let it go. there is a big clue in this post. Quote: More important, does Smelly Monkey do IR? Not yet but im certainly open to it _________________________ â€œJesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#470451 - 01/14/10 03:32 PM Re: the outing of Jeff "Smelly Monkey" Mullen
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	"Smelly Monkey Pounder" kinda has a nice r1ng to it... (so much for the IR question.) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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