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#47027 - 08/17/04 12:25 PM Which girl would you pick to be with?
gayoto Offline
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Registered: 07/03/04
Posts: 42
If you only had a choice between 2 girls in the world which one would you choose given the descriptions (A or B). Both are similiar in terms of age,health,and ethnicity.

Girl A : She is a 8 to 9 in terms of looks. You and her have great sexual chemistry. Yet she does a lot of hard drugs and gets extremely moody which leds to a lot of fights. There is no chance that she will break her drug addiction. If you try to help her with her addiction it will only make things worse. She is very superficial and wants you to buy her a lot of expensive gifts otherwise you will be in the dog house.

Girl B: She is a 6 to 7 in terms of looks. The sexual chemistry between the two of you is horrible. There is no spark basically it is like fucking a dead fish. No sexual counseling or tutoring will help because she is dead set on the mindset set that anything besides missionary postion sex is considered "dirty" in her mind and she will not do it. Besides the lack of passion in the sex department the two of you get along well. She is not materialistic. She is happy with the "simple" things in life. Buying a little gift for her will make her day and she will be genuinely appreciative because she believes in the saying "it is the thought that counts".
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#47028 - 08/17/04 12:41 PM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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If you only had a choice between 2 girls in the world which one would you choose given the descriptions (A or B). Both are similiar in terms of age,health,and ethnicity.

Girl A : She is a 8 to 9 in terms of looks. You and her have great sexual chemistry. Yet she does a lot of hard drugs and gets extremely moody which leds to a lot of fights. There is no chance that she will break her drug addiction. If you try to help her with her addiction it will only make things worse. She is very superficial and wants you to buy her a lot of expensive gifts otherwise you will be in the dog house.

Girl B: She is a 6 to 7 in terms of looks. The sexual chemistry between the two of you is horrible. There is no spark basically it is like fucking a dead fish. No sexual counseling or tutoring will help because she is dead set on the mindset set that anything besides missionary postion sex is considered "dirty" in her mind and she will not do it. Besides the lack of passion in the sex department the two of you get along well. She is not materialistic. She is happy with the "simple" things in life. Buying a little gift for her will make her day and she will be genuinely appreciative because she believes in the saying "it is the thought that counts".




Girl B I've had a taste of A and it's nothing good. Alternatively there is always a gun, it will always do what you ask and it will mercifully put you out of your misery.

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#47029 - 08/17/04 02:01 PM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
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Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
Living alone suddenly looks a lot better.

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#47030 - 08/17/04 02:18 PM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Does b cook?

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#47031 - 08/17/04 03:56 PM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
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Registered: 05/01/04
Posts: 145
Loc: Texas
Fuck cooking....does she clean the house?

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#47032 - 08/17/04 04:23 PM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I guess i would go with B, she just seems like less trouble overall.
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#47033 - 08/17/04 04:49 PM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
No question B. The drugs in (A) are not worth it.

A good woman is hard to find so (B) is the choice, plus you can always sneak in an affair on the side to add excitement.
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#47034 - 08/17/04 06:12 PM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Fuck cooking....does she clean the house?




In your case that would be my first priority also.

Sorry, no offense. I just couldn't not post it. It was sitting there like a jelly doughnut between my mama's legs . . . .
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#47035 - 08/18/04 08:52 AM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
Lowdown Offline
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Registered: 01/07/04
Posts: 208
Loc: Lost Wages, Nev
I would choose C: waiting and jerking off till i meet an 8=10 in looks that a lady in the streat and a slut in the bedroom who cooks and cleans and isnt a drug infested skank....... starts to think he will need a lot more lotion till that girl comes along

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#47036 - 08/18/04 09:30 AM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Lowdown convinced me, I want C too.
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#47037 - 08/18/04 09:42 AM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I would choose C: waiting and jerking off till i meet an 8=10 in looks that a lady in the streat and a slut in the bedroom who cooks and cleans and isnt a drug infested skank....... starts to think he will need a lot more lotion till that girl comes along





You'll probably need a lifetime supply if that's what your looking for.

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#47038 - 08/18/04 09:44 AM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
Sick Fuck Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/07/04
Posts: 169
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No question B. The drugs in (A) are not worth it.

A good woman is hard to find so (B) is the choice, plus you can always sneak in an affair on the side to add excitement.





Joey Buttafuoco walked the line between A and B and look where it got him.
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#47039 - 08/18/04 10:02 AM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Simple: Girl A. I don't care if she's a drug addict, and if she starts bitching I can just stonewall her. Whores hate that. The only real issue is if she starts stealing from me.
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#47040 - 08/18/04 10:17 AM Re: Which girl would you pick to be with?
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Well, if you want a stable relationship that will last there's always this method:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1062643.html

Couple forced into marriage by police

A Bangladeshi couple were frogmarched down the aisle by police after being caught pretending to be married when they checked into a hotel.

Acting on a tip-off, officers raided the hotel and arrested Mominur Rahman Chowdury and his girlfriend Shefali Khatun Shelley, Bangladeshi newspaper the Independent Daily said.

The pair, who were not engaged, were taken to a police station where the officer in charge told Chowdhury to marry Shelley or face a rape charge, says Sky News Online.

Chowdhury finally agreed and with the consent of both couples' parents the wedding was solemnised at Boalia police station in the northwest city of Rajshahi, 131 miles from the capital Dhaka, the report said.

Mixed-sex couples are expected to be married when checking into hotels in conservative Bangladesh. The majority of couples in the Muslim-majority country have arranged marriages.

Before marrying they are usually chaperoned by family members and spend little time alone together.
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