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Goat,

The “alleged Benz” was impounded after she tossed a lit cigarette butt out the window...supposedly. Based on her musings, she hasn’t gotten it back yet, partly due to the holiday & various other irresponsibility.

What cracks me up about such flagrant, ignorant purchases by today’s youth is how little they grasp the concept of upkeep of such a piece of equipment until they get their first invoice from a fucking oil change...or god forbid, something far worse.

It reminds me of when Bree & I drove around one afternoon, and she was astonished that it cost $80 to fill her Lexus with a tank of gas (’93 octane when gas was $4+ per gallon locally).

I wonder if she’s smart enough to get a synthetic oil change for such an expensive ride?




she gets the jiffy lube xpress....

and I had to tell my driver who was breaking in my new fleet of strech benzes....to stop flicking cigs out onto public roadways....the nerve of those peons