I was at a Wendy's near campus about 20 years ago behind a girl carrying a kid and a large bag full of books and stuff. She had on a loose shirt of some kind from the summer heat with only a few buttons or fasteners.

While she was trying to order the kid suddenly reached up, grabbed the fabric, and ripped mom's shirt open. No bra. She had both hands full and had to bend down to put down the bag in order to free up a hand to close her shirt, giving us all an even better view. There was another woman there who had some paper clips or something to do some emergency repairs so the poor girl didn't have to finish the day nekkid.

Dad wasn't with them. Too bad: he probably would have been proud that Junior was getting the right start at dealing with women at such a young age.