Ok, somehow Buttwoman Returns slipped through the ass crack in the same envelope while I was studying Kristina Rose Is Buttwoman. That's why best of lists can be pointless. I watch as much as I can without going mad, but I can't get to everything those critics who do gotta get a life. Basically, I bet the Blu-ray is bedazzling, but I'm holding out on reviewing it the it til Mason or somebody gets me a copy in that format. However, I bequeath Buttwoman Returns best tease release of the year. Yeah, it's not strictly all tease, tho it should be for all I care. Honestly, I merely breezed through the copulation just to check in to make sure it's up to erectile expectations. Yeah, there's the usual fuck and suck shot spot on, but the only stuff that counted to my spunk glock were shiny rain dance asses shimmy shimmy ya'llin' in the sun. Specially Alexis splish splash spray glaze those Texan tush cheeks into a water beading rear end of near perfection.