Since every online industry related website, x-hack, & porn publication still in print has their “Best Of” list outs, I thought I’d throw my picks into the ring. I’m not out to shill for anybody, but what I get is what I see & studios that send me screeners are the only ones going to get consideration here. Something to note regarding these selections is that I'm basically a gonzo critic. I don’t care about features, comedies, male talent, shit like that, so it’s going to be limited to studios, directors, a few standout performances & scenes, plus most importantly, the bitches & hoes. Lol

Newcummer of the year: Ami Jordan

Performer of the year: Kristina Rose

Fucktoy of the year: Allyssa Hall

Best tits:
Ami Jordan

Best booty:
Mayara Shelson

Best pussy:
Gracie Glam

Euro cooze of the year:
Madison Parker

Best director:
Jim Powers

Best performance:
Kristina Rose
Kristina Rose Is Slutwoman [Elegant Angel]

Gonzo Movie of the year:
Bound 4: Rise Of The Machines [Powersville]

Best scene:
Ami Jordan
110% Natural 18 [Red Light District]

Best anal:
Ass Worship 11 [Jules Jordan Video]

Best big tit:
Boobaholics Anonymous 5 [Jules Jordan Video]

Best oral:
Suck it Dry 7 [Evil Angel]

Best POV:
POV Juggfuckers 2 [Evil Angel]

Best IR:
Oh No! There's a Negro in My Daughter! #2 [Chatsworth Pictures]

Best milf:
Latex Milfs [Powersville]

Best g/g:
Strap On Sally 27 [Pleasure Productions]

Best Tease sequences:
Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3 (Latin Edition) [Elegant Angel]

Best net to dvd: Prime Cups 6 [Evil Angel]

Best Euro: Give Me Pink 6 [Cruel Media/Jules Jordan Video]

Best series:
Fuck Machines [JM Productions]

Top 10

I Wanna B A Porn Star 2 [Evil Angel]
Breast Worship 2 [Jules Jordan]
Massive Asses 4 [Elegant Angel]
Fuck Machines 5 [JM Productions]
Bouncy, Bouncy Biggens [Powersville]
Nice Rack 17 [Anabolic]
Whale Tail 5 [Smash]
Titty Sweat [Voyeur Media]
Bong Load Girls Vol. 1 [Punx Productions]
Big Wet Asses 14 [Elegant Angel]


Most over-rated whore: Belladonna
Most annoying meat puppet: CXXX

Good picks, we have similar tastes, I love Mayara Shelson's ass. I'll have to check out Allyssa Hall and Ami Jordan.

Here's a pic of Ami Jordan from the award winning scene.



Fucktoy Allyssa Hall

btw, I meant to add best Blu-ray to the list, so Nice Rack 17 wins it b/c I'm kind of partial to it as I was invited to the set by my homie Ivan last spring. Yeah, I'm a major slacker, but I waited to write about it til I got the screener & see the outcum. Til then, check it out.



I didn't overlook the entire JM catalog that Malice gave me b/c I'm going to watch em all in one fell swoop then write a masturpiece on the topic.

Ok, somehow Buttwoman Returns slipped through the ass crack in the same envelope while I was studying Kristina Rose Is Buttwoman. That's why best of lists can be pointless. I watch as much as I can without going mad, but I can't get to everything those critics who do gotta get a life. Basically, I bet the Blu-ray is bedazzling, but I'm holding out on reviewing it the it til Mason or somebody gets me a copy in that format. However, I bequeath Buttwoman Returns best tease release of the year. Yeah, it's not strictly all tease, tho it should be for all I care. Honestly, I merely breezed through the copulation just to check in to make sure it's up to erectile expectations. Yeah, there's the usual fuck and suck shot spot on, but the only stuff that counted to my spunk glock were shiny rain dance asses shimmy shimmy ya'llin' in the sun. Specially Alexis splish splash spray glaze those Texan tush cheeks into a water beading rear end of near perfection.

In case you didn't know, LIB reported that Ami Jordan recntly passed away, which totally sucks, she was one of the hottest upncummers imo as you can see by the awards bequeathed above. Best big tit flick Boobaholics Anonymous 5 was because of her scene & had to put up Breast Worship 2 up there because of her scene as well. Not to sully her memory in a porno forum, but here she was in all her glory.


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